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"Ichthyomancy and idioglossia are ignotum per ignotius" Uncle Ichabod used to say, but he suffered from latent Luciferous Logolepsy. Aunt Ida suffered from Involuntary Idiolalia.

Melisso Jettison reviewed the manifest. Fifteen solar tons of chrysanthemum flowers in the hold, for the tea drinkers of the outer rim. When did spacefaring become so humdrum? He

"Finally! With this atom powered invention no one will ever burn their tongue or the roof of their mouth on hot pizza again!" Exclaimed the scientist.

Her breath came out in short bursts as her legs carried her across the field, wet grass squishing beneath her sneakers. Sweat beaded on her forehead, bare arm wiping at it.

Their marriage was over before they'd even met.

Does it defeat the point of folding story to always try to make sense?

The man dragged himself into the county jail's foyer. A trail of blood followed him. The intake officer said,

Larry Potter was Harry's twin brother who had been hidden because, well he was a total loser. Everything Harry had, Larry did not. He was raised by a circus clown named Bugle

Down every road there's always one more city I'm on the run the highway is my home I raised a lot of cane back in my younger days Read more: JACK GREENE - I'M A LONESOME FUGITIVE

Empire Beauty School's "Locks For Jocks" and "Call of Beauty" recruitment campaigns led to an influx of self-proclaimed "bros" in last year's freshman class. The impact on

Tonight we're rockin the house with a battle for the ages. NINJA POPE. NINJA TURTLE. its gonna be HUGE!

The rabbit whispered sweet secrets. "You know what you need to do, Fluttershy. Burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!" Then it chuckled diabolically, twitching its whiskers.

Había un hombre que estaba por llegar a su destino, el no sabía cuál era su objetivo.

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I can count to potatoe!

Tilting his cowboy hat, he stared into the lights.The live cameras focused on him after a tap-dancing cigarette ad . "Preforming 'Indian Love Song' the yodeler! Slim Whitman!"

"You know why they have musk-mellons at weddings? because they CANTALOPE!" The bride rolled her eyes heaven-ward. Why did he pick HIM for the Best-Man, Why?

Sometimes it's important to worry about where you are going. Kately discovered this one night. Head down walking the street, she was engrossed in her twitter feed and did not

"What do you mean it's over?"