Deep in Crystal Lake, Jason waits. In his morbid evil brain he ponders his unlife. Perhaps, he should go out for a sandwich.

After a bad date with someone I met on other personals sites, I often found myself folding late into the night, sometimes until dawn. But since I discovered FoldingSingles.com, my

Once upon a time, there was a man named Gregor Mendel.

The office was on Benson Street, in the half-basement of a brownstone you wouldn’t necessarily have known was anything other than a residence. Even the discreet plaque below the

It was a dreary day. Simoleon rose from his bed disheveled and confused. What day was it and why were his bed sheet soiled? He remembered the dream he had where his bowels were

I guess Mabel Jones was tired of being the outcast of the neighborhood. One Saturday morning she released a squadron of autonomous weaponized robots from her two-car garage. Jeff

I was so close. I had tracked him across half a continent to his lair. I had lost friends, respect, my family all in relentless pursuit of my objective: find Lucky's Lucky Charms

SUNGLASSES

The man launched into the air, perplexed by his predicament. As he started to fall, he wondered what would happen after he hit the ground, probably a very gory blast, seeing how

What is that smell?

Note to foldingstory users: I want to make Jakob the jewish refugee and Souperwoman the "thing" of Foldingstory. Please make it happen in the next 9 lines! I'll start it - "Can I?"

There are times when the left hand knows nothing of what the right hand believes, and so it was that gloomy day in Moscow in 1968, when Gorsky put on his overcoat and stepped into

A long time ago, a young boy was capturated by a group of thiefs when suddenly the key of his cage was seen by him. He takes of his hand and tries to catch it. (Noel)

I entered the stall and was startled when the toilet raised it's own lid, lit the bowel in an eerie neon light and said "

Do not poke the tiger. The Frenchman paid no heed.

He rolled over thinking she was talking in her sleep. No, she was quietly dreaming. He looked at her for a minute, never thinking he'd have a love so deep and real. She was fake

....heaven forbid she laughed, the force of her laugh would slam her against the wall causing a concussion. To safeguard against this, she stuffed her face with the most fattening

"Mom!" "Mom, are you

There it was. A ruby-encrusted golden medallion. If only I could get past the case. I ever-so-slightly move the case and

When 2+2 did not equal 4, I knew Dooper was back in town. When the cat fell and broke it's back I knew Dooper was in the house. When my toast landed butter side down I knew Dooper