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Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have second thoughts about taking a job at Hooters so soon after her sex-change operation. Maybe being a woman involved more than just

Winston Smith looked at the telescreen.

A matter of degrees is how I characterized the whole affair. At the end of the day there was a point tally to determine which of the men was allowed to bathe the zombie women, & fo

I have so much homework and I don't want to do it.

Somehow, the guy on the bus knew I was sick & offered me his seat. I sat down & he had to stand right next to me with his junk in my face. He didn't have it out or anything. Still,

Really i could see my life come to an end. Was this really how i was supposed to leave? Someone pointing a pomegranate at me. i was so terrified that I

I had been walking for about twenty minutes, when suddenly I felt

You are a molecule of water (in liquid form) floating along happily in the ocean when suddenly……….

"She" came up. "She" was mad. I could tell by the way "she" walked. She looked at nothing as "she" clomped over to the printer. Staring at the printer "she"

I am going to Riker-walk on your face

Red Riding Hood awakened from the attack feeling strange. She felt her teeth--fangs. She looked in the mirror--no reflection. Then the wolf knocked at the door

My son finished raking leaves into a big pile & then abandoned it, explaining the bogey man under there swallowed his football. I smiled inside but the next day my car was missing

The first we saw of the Carpet King was a cloud of dust coming along the road to the farm. My mother was sitting on the step, picking stones out of the dried beans in a big enamel

I stared at the computer screen. I've been dong it for a half hour already. Then, it happened. The screen began to swell, and... FA-BOOM! Broken glass everywhere. i wanted to open

"There will be many, with whom, to compare your failings , but none to compare your successes, because of this fact, it will be hard to determine which is which." Then I left Kinko

It all started when Obama and Limbaugh met in the restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Limbaugh had entered his stall and taken his wide stance when Barry

The 49er swung his chisel splitting a rock,licked the chisel tip with his tongue & spat.He looked at tattoo on his forearm."Xmas or bust".He grinned showing a gold tooth. Elvira's

His virtual rendering iShoes were out of wack. What he thought was a Neon Matrix of wonder turned out to be rows gray warehouses, all exactly alike. He went to the cyber cobbler.

The fearless Tomgra has become timid and clings to