Aiden was in the fetal position on my couch. "The Falcons win whenever I sit like this," he said. No fair - I wanted superpowers too. I found some dusty texts at the library about

Innocuous lullabies seemed to serendipitously prepare the stunned boy for the chair being thrown at him as he remembered he was running down the stairs to escape the long-arm of an

This Splung named Pungo Boondoofus dropped a frosted Phobusicle next to the earthlings rover and they imaged it. It's just a matter of time before they analyse it. What will we do?

I have a spotty dog. However many times I try to count the spots, I always lose count, what with the struggling, around the stomach area. I called the Samaritans helpline.

Whose idea it was to combine aerosol whipped cream with misted Red Bull would not be invited to my Niece's Birthday party ever again.

George Washington was a general in the Revolutionary War and later became the first U.S president.

Kara and her mother went to disneyland today. The first princess she saw was...

Heckabub and Juzzabub didn't have many options when it came to spooking the incarnate people of the Cosmos. But after their brief tour of Gary, Indiana, they wrote a song about it:

My review for 'Inside Llelwyn Davis': it's a great film about being cold.

Turtle doves and rabbit sharks. Seahorse Elephants and buzzard hawks. I gotta pay the piper. 1st up, this enormous penguin falcon. Meanwhile, the monkeys have a whole song and ♫

I cannot find my potato!! I keep yelling to my mom," Mother where is my potato head!!" She was in the kitchen cooking fries and would not respond!!

So the disco ball was moved to another desk, & the rubberducks were hidden.The last thing the OfficeUnicorn had to do is plant one more boobytrap for her coworkers. Heehee, booby.

It was dark at first. I had rehearsed so many times before what I would say in front of them. Them. Is that what they are now? I pushed the thought away and stepped out onto the

"I gotta painful ingrown toenail. Boy it smarts. I really hate it when dat happens." "I know what you mean. It's like the other night. I took one a them.." "Stick mixers?" "Yeah

With global warming, the seasons accelerated to a one week cycle. Snow on Sunday, Swimming by Wednesday, and leaves falling Saturday.

Finn the Human was striding gallantly through the outskirts of the ice kingdom when he discovered a ring. This ring was of incomparable beauty. It was the ring of power.

By then the dull, scrapping noise had faded, but he wasn't any calmer for it. The noise still lived in his mind. He knew he had to press onward, though. They were counting on him.

I tell you intelligence is a curse. Look at me. I used to be among the heavenly host, looked upon with favor by the Almighty, but I could see that Eden could be so much more if

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"Don't worry. When the time is right, you will just feel it you know: deep inside of you, like a glimmer of opportunity. It will start up like a perpetual machine, digging deep