The King died, and the Queen was about to die of grief, when the coroner brought her the mocking note their Nemesis had stuffed in the King's mouth. That certainly ticked her off!

Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

Lily was in the wrong place at the wrong time.She was not meant to see that man standing by the bed,hovering over

i went fishing with my dad when i saw a big fish swimming past us, we quickly change our hook to a bigger size, hook a bait and

It was too much really. Precious memories was playing & I couldn't recognize anyone in the photo album. I needed help. I took the album and ran out the door. Only if anyone could

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Help!Help! my mother is trying to push me into the well.Hearing that, my mother came near me.IN the sleep, i started pulling my mother's hair .Later, she told "stop pulling ....

Sometimes when the time is right, a moon droplet would be squeezed from the moon due to the Earth's gravitational pull and land on to the Earth's surface. This time it landed on

Once like you, a thirifty miser, keeping folds at bay, now row by row, across the empty page, they march in couplets gray.

satisfaction and Twinkies

In his heart of hearts, Dracula was a softie. He spent his downtime knitting wool koozies for tubes of blast-frozen blood and sketching ideas for marshmallow shapes. No one knew

Back before the public service messages, Scruff McGruff was tougher than Elliot Ness. Over a bottle of scotch he related to me the case that lead him to retire. Chicago, 1978, he

If he heard the Salvadorian neighbor say, "Andy?" one more time he was gong to remind her that she was a terrible mother. Her son "Andy" was going nowhere fast because

Here we are, hanging onto strains of green and blue. Break the chain then we break down, oh it's not real if you don't feel it: Unspoken expectations, ideals you used to play with.

"Man, I tell you da true fuckin' story, dawg." Jar^2 sat back and sipped another coif of Claret. "My original script had me like Han Solo. Fuckin' bustin' heads, usin' bitches,

It is the morning of Oct.12, and the clock is striking seven. As usual, I'm at the center of this city - Intersection 24. "This section has been blocked..." A big loudspeaker on a

A gentle wise man once shared with me a secret of great wisdom, "Never pickup things that require the use of more than two hands, In other words, don't try to do

'Witch! Witch! Witch!' The crowd was exhilarated at the prospect of watching this poor old lady being tortured with redhot knives, then being put in sack with 6 heavy rocks and

"You have contravened my will for the last time, mortal." The Night Queen gazed down at her wretched prisoner. "Sentinel!" she cried, her clear voice echoing, "Take him to the

Riley & Owen clinked Brandy glasses at Tranquility Base Aldrin Lounge enjoying the view of Earth's nightside. "Here's to the new". "Yeah,some fireworks huh?". "Holy cow. Those aren