I dropped the pillow on my bed and slammed my head onto it. I seriously can't keep my eyes open any longer. The neurotoxin was getting to me faster than I thought.

A salute your shorts marathon was on at the same time there was a convention for Magic the gathering

Just as the clocks announced its toll, it was as if I had announced my partaking in combat. The surrounding teens, clad in protective armor, darted at me with a sharpened javelin..

The vampire bit into her neck. He had no idea that Janis Joplin had just taken 8 hits of acid. All the LSD in her blood went straight up his fangs and into

A quiet child appeared at the teacher's desk. She had tears streaming down her cheeks. No words came out and she peered from beneath long strands of hair.

It was during my time in the grasslands of Africa when I contracted the virus. The native people told me it was deadly but I was convinced that I would recover.

First day on the job and of course Jillian would catch the mother of all cases. Two dead, three injured, and not a suspect to be found. "What the hell happened?" Lt. Hiko asked.

Era ya tarde cuando el clarinete comenzó a cabalgar la longitud de la onda. Fue abierta arbitrariamente en una frecuencia en la que como cualquier nolow sabe no debería estar.

The shaolin monk headbutted the precocious child for simmering all the flavor out of his

"This is noplace!" It was true, it was a boring, uninteresting place to be. "This is no place man, let's get out of here before someone sees us!"

She woke up to her phone ringing in her ear,

I said, "Shamone!" "Shah-mone-ah!" then I rapped my cobra-headed cane against the Gaiaen portal and said, "Heee-heeee!" Thundering and rumbling broke across the wide expanse

What if people stopped taking shit from beatniks? "Hey, doll, what's yer name?" "I carry mace." "Swell, dig a groovy chick. What's this, a murder? Get right on that, officers."

In the golden years before the leash laws, Pagliacci, Schatzi and Pepe were out out their evening cat patrol, when the big black poodle picked up the scent of a bitch

The alcoholic, chain-smoking,

NINJA POPE is resourceful. Caught without weapons, he once tied two pope soaps on a rope together. Soft nunchucks that left a pretty good bruise on the blasphemer, I tell ya!

ian drove his golden Volvo up the hill and down,parked by the bay and waited.He knew something would happen soon but didn't want to draw any atention on to himself.

"Mammy, here's Miss Scarlett's vitals." Dr. Williams hated her Medical Assistant. She treated the hospital like it was the set from Gone with the Wind.

In Loughborough, a town in the Charnwood borough of Leicestershire, lived Vaughn Colcolough who had a tough 20 yr. hiccough & though he tried many a remedy they were all for nought

She came home that night all happy and bubbly and her husband could barely see her behind the big bouquet she had in one arm.Mostly daisies,so he had a pretty good idea on who