John was working on his orchids whe the door bell rang that day.There was an military officer on the steps patiently waiting.John took a long breath and

The side kicks didn't want to be sidekicks anymore. They wanted to be in charge. So being lead by Bucky they started a revolt. The first attack was on Captain America who

I sat down confident. Opened to the first page. #1) If a 1,200 lb. gorilla swings forward on a 9' long vine into a jungle filled with weightless ants how many sesame seeds remain?

"Oh crap. I killed Charlie Brown." Snoopy thought.

"Boy, you always wanted two girls at once, didn't you?"

After a fierce storm destroyed the bridge and killed their car, Colin and Tilda trudged along the country highway until finally they saw glowing windows. The sign said "Cobweb Inn"

One sunny day, a girl wearing flower printed garden skirt was running to the darkest forest in Seattle. She seemed around 40 but has a incredibly shiny skin and hair.

"I've been in this water for hours, and my eye sting," thought the baby rat, as he hung for life onto the Polaris hose. He looked up to see Giagantor and his wife Don't-Kill-It,

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A potato, some shoelaces, one earring and some Juicy Fruit gum...that was my plan. That's all I need to destroy the

He was wired for sound, literally.

Boy or girl? Does it matter?

TEN!

It was a dark and stormy night and I was trying to get myself into the writing mood on FoldingStory so I could work on my proper literature. You can't make this stuff up, folks.

Eight multicolored ponies gathered in the antechamber to drink over the evidence of the garish crime. One of them had committed it. The problem was none of them could remember who.

Ethan was a skeptic and he wondered why he let Ettinger convince him to be cryopreserved upon his legal death. Maybe he wanted to thwart the cancer, or maybe it was just curiosity

...when you say you 'love' me, do you mean like how you 'love' your snowmobile, or how you 'love' caribou hunting?"

In the Zenbook™ halls, the zen students pounded their laptops on their chest while chanting "less is more". Master Shih strode in for his motivational powerpoint presentation.

The room spun - not really, it was in his head, but the net effect was the same: he lost his lunch on the old woman sitting next to him at the conference. The look of horror on her

"Sure, the world is full of crazy people. But what is to be done?" asked Lenin17. "Where's my golden limo?" implored Lenin14. "I know what I seek. Please direct me to the Zone,"