"Democracy has nothing to do with freedom. Democracy is a soft variant of communism, and rarely in the history of ideas has it been taken for anything else." said Hans Hoppe

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"Please hold onto the safety bar as the bus passes over this bridge" said the driver, who quickly added "in case something crawls out from under it".

Halloween was the only day of the year Herman actually enjoyed. It was the only time people wouldn't take one look at him and run away screaming. He fit in at Halloween. So when

He dreamed he had infected every last one of his students with a mixture of bubonic plague, anthrax and a particularly nasty variety of herpes. For the first time in months, he

Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.

The beautiful lady with long blonde hair walked into the hotel with her luggage. She was on holiday in North Korea and everywhere she went

"It's hard not to think that the random combinations of Dadaism contributed to the anything-goes horrors that followed." Andy listened to the silence for a while, then hung up.

A young "belieber" scrolls through her twitter feed and sees #cut4bieber. It is trending, so she thinks that self harm must bee cool. Curiously, she finds a blade, and

"Sometimes I see flames and sometimes I see people that I love dying..." The jet black radio murmured as the static faded. "...and it feels like somebody was gripping my throat"

True story: A student signed up for my communication class because he'd misread the course title. So he showed up on the first day, all excited to learn the art of Pubic Speaking.

He drank water out of a wine glass and froze his dark chocolate. You may not think that's weird, and if so, you're weird. The really weird thing

We were trapped, the room rapidly filling with filthy water from the vents, and the only thing I had on me to work with was a half-eaten bag of Skittles and, of course, the

I walked into the kitchen, where we had once made spaghetti together, but

You know, a good story doesn't have to be epic or action-packed. A really good story could be about something simple, like a cup...and involve ordinary people, like Maggie & Steve.

One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled a Very Full Doobie. The Virginia Fire Department responded to a Voluminous Fire Debacle when the Dude's Doobie Volatilized For Days.

It was when Amy was in so much pain that she lost the ability to speak that she regretted ticking the 'no drugs please' box on her Birth Plan. The midwife told her that

Why this car is a carbon monoxide emitter, why it's a gas guzzling! We'll get a supersized fuel tank & pump full of pure lead. Burnin up the gallons full throttle till the planets

The Taylor of Tök thought it one of the stranger requests during his career, but the client was paying handsomely, so he sewed lead lining into the pockets of the fur coat,

Ninja Pope said "gloria ad populum!" and scaled the wall of the Sistine chapel with his rosary climbing hooks. His intention to replace the rising black smoke signal with