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"I never could bring myself to massage feet. That's why I got my first divorce." I said loudly. "What about the second?" Harold asked over the noise in the crowded bar we occupied.
Finished
2011-11-27 16:40:12
Took
219 days, 15 hours, 29 minutes, 51 seconds
32
I couldn't really guess if she was trying to be sexy by laying her breasts on the top of the bar or just.
Finished
2011-04-27 07:07:36
Took
4 days, 15 hours, 1 minute, 22 seconds
32
Y el colegio tembló de emoción, se había trabajado tanto y luchado tanto, que hasta el edificio sintió la necesidad de vibrar de entusiasmo, hoy era el día de recoger la cosecha...
Finished
2012-02-15 18:53:59
Took
299 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes, 39 seconds
32
Don't panic! It could be worse...actually, not really. We're all going to die. Probably in horrible pain. But we're plucky, we're British and we have something they don't. We have
Finished
2011-06-23 16:08:25
Took
61 days, 17 hours, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
32
"This'll be the best thing since sliced bread!" Captain Harvey Henderson shouted, dancing and waving around his newly invented
Finished
2011-08-17 10:51:17
Took
116 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes, 47 seconds
32
"Really? It can only take a 2 GB memory card? Sorry, dude, you got rooked," I said, shaking my head. "I don't think you're going to be able to retrieve those photos."
Finished
2011-07-23 15:48:41
Took
91 days, 13 hours, 26 minutes, 27 seconds
32
It was doomed from the start. He liked Joy Division and Nick Cave, she liked Celine Dion and Susan Boyle. I'm not gonna say someone was right and someone was wrong, but, well,
Finished
2011-10-21 00:46:08
Took
177 days, 23 hours, 2 minutes, 15 seconds
32
We had left in rather a hurry, the clouds we getting darker and its was soon to. The building in the distance looked liked the best option for shelter.
Finished
2012-01-22 15:13:09
Took
271 days, 7 hours, 55 minutes, 40 seconds
32
"Five... Six...Seven!" "Favorite color?" "B...L...U...E" She tugged open the Cootie Catcher. "It says here that you are destined to a life filled with
Finished
2012-04-17 18:53:26
Took
353 days, 5 hours, 35 minutes, 48 seconds
32
"so, any last remarks, Bieber?" "No, Sir" The disgrace was now hanging by a thread looped around his big toe. Below him, was the Japanese volcano Sacwanjoho. "So, bieber, any idea why your here?
Finished
2011-11-24 16:14:15
Took
205 days, 10 minutes, 17 seconds
32
It was dark and I was alone. Finally, alone. The place in which I was being held was cramped, but peaceful now. I started to move quickly, trying to find something to
Finished
2013-07-30 13:35:09
Took
2 years, 76 days, 17 hours, 39 minutes, 31 seconds
32
"Dear diary, it is after the Great Nuclear Event, I am all alone and now I can tell my truth. I am the man inside the Kool-Aid guy, and now
Finished
2011-06-23 04:36:39
Took
26 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes, 4 seconds
32
"Sack of potatoes" was my favorite trick, but in my advanced age I hardly had the nerve to try it anymore. Yoga, for me, was
Finished
2012-10-17 18:42:46
Took
1 year, 133 days, 3 hours, 58 minutes, 4 seconds
32
It was the year 1810. He lived at the top of a hill in a dilapidated house. No one went near the house because they thought a mad man lived there. Actually he was a scientist and
Finished
2012-12-02 01:23:16
Took
1 year, 165 days, 13 minutes, 32 seconds
32
My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed his blue.My hair is white.Now we make the
Finished
2011-07-13 19:56:35
Took
18 days, 7 hours, 3 minutes, 30 seconds
32
Sapphire. Ruby red. Emerald. With a zinger or two of gold thrown in. More than I could ever imagine. They whizzed by my coronas at blitzkrieg speed as I
Finished
2011-12-14 17:08:12
Took
171 days, 6 hours, 39 minutes, 18 seconds
32
The day before my hot dog stand exploded, I had been thinking about selling the thing and getting into portable bagels. I could offer cream cheese, salmon, or just butter. But,
Finished
2013-01-03 19:57:19
Took
1 year, 187 days, 6 hours, 12 minutes, 45 seconds
32
Another Wright Brother, Hiram, put off by the fame of his airborne brothers, became a mining engineer specializing in the drilling of anthracite coal seams, bitumenous on Sundays.
Finished
2013-03-18 22:57:03
Took
1 year, 260 days, 9 hours, 50 minutes, 37 seconds
32
שפעת...שפעת... בתחילת חודש דצמבר עדיין יש בראץ ימים יפים, ולפעמים אפשר אפילו להתרחץ בים או בבריכה לא מחוממת בשעת הצהריים
Finished
2013-04-28 06:38:10
Took
1 year, 299 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 6 seconds
32
Forty years of service, and this is how it ends; facedown in a ditch. Lewie Zappa had always been a harsh man, but leaving behind his best man (me, not Frank, screw frank) would be
Finished
2014-05-03 02:47:15
Took
2 years, 290 days, 5 hours, 27 minutes, 4 seconds
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