I don't understand it. It seems like my worst most convoluted folds end up finishing, while the literary masterpieces folded three maybe four times somehow always get lost. WHY?

Some people are born as diamonds in the rough. Others aren't born at all. And some, the lucky few, are born different. And when I say different, I mean blue hair and mind reading.

Sam the trunk murderer was asleep on the sofa one morning when his mom came downstairs. "Sam! Clean up this mess!" "Aw, but mom, it's ONLY A TORSO!" Mom was furious. "I'm sick of

Putting down the paper he went out to the garage. His victim was still tied to the chair, but awake. "You know what is going to happen next?" a scared "No" was uttered, but he knew

I don't really remember the day I was born...or the day I died for that matter. So I suppose we'll have to skip past all that and get to the real story. Not that there's

Strange to say, but even though Hrengor the Beholder was my alt, it felt like we looked at each other when we discover that one of his alts, Arbo the Starmage, played yet another

- Fade to Black - FIN. The blue velvet curtain came down. That was short. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Just 15 minutes?

Small or not, Trump's hands were nowhere near as large as his...ego. If Trump were to measure his success by the size of his beaver basher...well...the sky's the limit.

The 'X' is silent in 'Grand Prix?' I always thought it was aptly named. I am speaking from my bass instincts.

The day the orbs came out of the woods, Benjamin was startled but not surprised. He had heard rumors and intimations for decades, despite the commercial clutter that afflicted his

Flashing lights danced across my eyelids - just sensations at first, then alternating red and blue. A murmur of voices caught my attention, and I realized they were talking about

When did you ever hear me quote myself? That is tantamount to reasonable because I am a very quotable guy. I once said about myself that I had lots of things to say about myself to

I dressed to the nines watching my Ps & Qs when the board lit up from my six. I did a smooth 180 put the eyeballs on the target, a sweet sweet 36-24-36 (Classical numbers), coke bo

"A poltergeist is nothing but a juvenile trickster determined to plague credulous adults," said Joe Quarter as a teacup smashed against his forehead. Sally tried to look innocent.

Communication is an act of faith, and I lost all possibility of faith a long time ago.

This is a testing story. THis is a new line. Another Hello. Goodbye Tennis Sound of Music Lizzards Tony Is this the end of this story? WIll anyone tell me?

49erFaithful is listed as probable (chores/kids) for SF @ NE, Sunday 12/16. We'll continue to provide regular updates as the situation clarifies.

"I always have a sweet feeling of you, Izumi-kun. If possible, let us start a romantic relationship!" Upon hearing the words from this cute girl, Kana, my head starts to be dizzy.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

As part of our relief efforts, we paratroop care packages with the materials to make their own folding stories. The instructions are translated into 35 languages. Each kit has