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He jumped onto the taxi cab's hood. The cabbie tried to smash his fingers by rolling up the window. He smeared his face against the windshield and screamed, "I looooooove you!"
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2011-03-26 19:54:13
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66 days, 19 hours, 48 minutes, 7 seconds
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Roberta was fed up! The population had exploded & she could no longer grab her favourite seat on the bus. Drastic action had to be taken. She decided to
Finished
2011-06-29 19:50:59
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161 days, 12 hours, 29 minutes, 59 seconds
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"I'm mad, I am," he declared, quite soberly. "Now you can't trust my word, and my will will be nullified!" He gave a high-pitched cackle, then a calm and refined sip of tea.
Finished
2013-03-15 09:10:25
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2 years, 50 days, 17 hours, 33 minutes, 1 second
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His dog peeked over the edge of the table. The baby'd left bits of steak there, but Dad shook his head. Two minutes later, she was barking at something. When Dad got up, she flew
Finished
2011-02-10 22:50:22
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15 days, 22 hours, 42 minutes, 6 seconds
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Once upon a time, there lived a handsome man named Eric and a beautiful woman named Cynthia. They met through mutual friends even though they lived in different cities.
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2011-02-24 21:18:50
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24 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 28 seconds
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Cyndi hated it when you misspelled her name. She wasn't Cynthia or Cindy. Her insistence on the right spelling landed her in trouble last Tuesday, when
Finished
2011-02-06 18:05:53
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5 days, 16 hours, 54 minutes, 56 seconds
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Carrot Top's face finally fell off. I was there to see it. You're probably wondering why I am even admitting that I attended one of shows. That's fair, but you must understand:
Finished
2011-02-14 21:56:00
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13 days, 20 hours, 40 minutes, 48 seconds
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My first crimes twenty-one years ago were the beginning of my quest for elegance in larceny, but I didn’t know it at the time. I didn’t really hate old Mrs. O’Malley as much as I
Finished
2012-05-18 18:39:51
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1 year, 106 days, 16 hours, 18 minutes, 5 seconds
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It was so silent that I thought it might have been me for a moment, but a second grunt woke my senses and I cranked the knob on the door, rolling down the window.
Finished
2011-05-22 04:33:46
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109 days, 2 hours, 34 seconds
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Dark scars from hundreds of bare knuckle encounters wove intricate webs on the backs of her hands. The officer caught site of that and took a second look at Lea's credentials.
Finished
2011-05-10 15:40:19
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97 days, 12 hours, 45 minutes, 54 seconds
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Before making the final decision, I consulted my girlfriend Suzie and her daughter Kylie with whom I lived. Naturally, Kylie showed all of restraint any child of 10 would when
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2012-07-28 15:44:46
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1 year, 176 days, 16 hours, 55 minutes, 55 seconds
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A splash of green, a thud, and I stopped the car to check for damage. What i seen was horrid. I somehow, someway, had just ran over Kermit the frog. Although he was a muppet
Finished
2011-04-20 19:03:03
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59 days, 19 hours, 42 minutes, 22 seconds
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The chicken corpse lay on the table hours after the knives had dismembered it. The bones from its legs had been stripped of flesh, but rattled toward it. It was chicken apocalypse
Finished
2012-06-11 15:05:57
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1 year, 111 days, 13 hours, 51 minutes, 37 seconds
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Where do I start? I suppose from Friday night. I left your house and drove home. All the way there my mind was on you and the too-short time we spent together. I opened the door to
Finished
2011-02-24 00:10:11
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2 days, 12 hours, 16 minutes, 50 seconds
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Dan put the pedal to the floor and the tan Honda squealed out into the traffic. There were still thumps coming from the trunk, from the full grown pig he'd had to wrestle
Finished
2011-04-20 16:26:01
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57 days, 17 hours, 6 minutes, 15 seconds
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He kicked the peg and the air filled with expectorant. He always held his breath when the toilet flushed, wishing he could change his clothes too. Some amount swirled into the air
Finished
2011-06-19 12:54:55
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115 days, 17 hours, 44 minutes, 31 seconds
24
The boy made his way through the alleyway.
Finished
2012-06-15 12:30:41
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1 year, 89 days, 7 hours, 28 minutes, 17 seconds
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Angie took pride in her Crescent rolls. She thought no one kenw they were Pillsbury, but she was wrong. Jeff hated Pillsbury. Ergo, he hated Angie. He began poisoning her one day
Finished
2011-04-23 17:21:08
Took
55 days, 18 hours, 45 minutes, 31 seconds
24
last night i was at a party, i can not remember what happened, i woke up with a shark in the bath, my girl friend hanging from her thongs out the window......
Finished
2011-04-24 23:29:02
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51 days, 19 hours, 26 minutes, 42 seconds
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His very own War of the Roses started over the thermostat. He'd bump it down a notch, she'd bump it up two. After she (accidentally?) mixed in a red sweater with his whites, he
Finished
2011-04-21 18:27:53
Took
46 days, 17 minutes, 35 seconds
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