I really can't think of a sentence to start so I'm basically just typing something random. If you're reading this feel free to finish it or whatever you want to do, I really don't

I was sitting in class when two EXTREMELY annoying guys named

Xino, a young boy in a small town of Varuna was a simple teenager, he went to school, trained in martial arts, and above all, was an overall good student, but one day

Have you ever wondered why things are the way they are? For example, why are there seatbelts on an airplane? Or why do you wear a helmet while skydiving? Doen't make sense. Or why

"But I am better than you." They all wanted to argue, because, well you're just not supposed to say that. But, they're protests were blocked by unassailable truth. He was better,

Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid canals on his antigrav party-boat, pondering ancient mysteries in silence. But from the empty ruins of Xhiq came a horrific shriek!

It made me feel like dancing. It made me feel like "dirty" dancing. So I

I looked at my box of Grape-nuts. They didn't have any grapes or nuts in it. It didn't even have a mascot like Cookie Crisp. No prize inside either. Disappointed.

Sixteen years after her brutal death, I awoke to find my girlfriend painting her toe nails on the side of my bed. She was pale and smelled faintly of embalming fluid. She looked at

I closed the door and yelled "Honey I'm home! Boy, that shower BJ is REALLY going to hit the spot today. If you don't mind I'm just going to get a lot drunk first." Then

Luckie found himself at the Unicorn races again, with his last eight gold pieces clinking together in his pocket. He was faced with the sad decision of whether to

There I was, stifling my sobs into heavy breathes with my forehead against the exterior glass of the sphere. The door wooshed open behind me, and I turned hear it: "EXTERMINATE!"

He looked like a deep fried scampi in a cheap suit and he was my lawyer. He was Attorney Ackbar and I was his first client, I was facing

Strawberry shortcake showed up at Applebee's very nervous. Her date, (eharmony) was a gentleman named "Grimace." She could identify him because he was large, purple and blobby.

Dear Jane, I am writing you this letter to let you know how much I adore the ground you walk upon. Every single day, I

The homeowner kept a handgun on his bedside table in order to protect himself against intruders. A statute provides that "all firearms must be stored in a secure container that is

Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly were so drunk. (How drunk were they?). Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly were so drunk that they

Half of the audience at the midnight screening of the cult film's sequel weren't even alive when the original premiered. That wouldn't bother me but these noisy kids annoy me with

He opened the book and saw his dad. The pipe. The estranged Senator's wife and of course, the maple scone. What he couldn't believe were the photos. How could

"Despite the International acknowledgment that Carnies are the zenith of human lives turning out to be a colossal flop," he paused, "Carnies think they are on top of the world."