"Five... Six...Seven!" "Favorite color?" "B...L...U...E" She tugged open the Cootie Catcher. "It says here that you are destined to a life filled with

"so, any last remarks, Bieber?" "No, Sir" The disgrace was now hanging by a thread looped around his big toe. Below him, was the Japanese volcano Sacwanjoho. "So, bieber, any idea why your here?

It was dark and I was alone. Finally, alone. The place in which I was being held was cramped, but peaceful now. I started to move quickly, trying to find something to

"Dear diary, it is after the Great Nuclear Event, I am all alone and now I can tell my truth. I am the man inside the Kool-Aid guy, and now

"Sack of potatoes" was my favorite trick, but in my advanced age I hardly had the nerve to try it anymore. Yoga, for me, was

It was the year 1810. He lived at the top of a hill in a dilapidated house. No one went near the house because they thought a mad man lived there. Actually he was a scientist and

My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed his blue.My hair is white.Now we make the

Sapphire. Ruby red. Emerald. With a zinger or two of gold thrown in. More than I could ever imagine. They whizzed by my coronas at blitzkrieg speed as I

The day before my hot dog stand exploded, I had been thinking about selling the thing and getting into portable bagels. I could offer cream cheese, salmon, or just butter. But,

Another Wright Brother, Hiram, put off by the fame of his airborne brothers, became a mining engineer specializing in the drilling of anthracite coal seams, bitumenous on Sundays.

שפעת...שפעת... בתחילת חודש דצמבר עדיין יש בראץ ימים יפים, ולפעמים אפשר אפילו להתרחץ בים או בבריכה לא מחוממת בשעת הצהריים

Forty years of service, and this is how it ends; facedown in a ditch. Lewie Zappa had always been a harsh man, but leaving behind his best man (me, not Frank, screw frank) would be

Im cumming honey he said after dropping his tools in the garage. Jim walked into the kitchen and yelled, "How the f*ck am I supposed to do anything woman with you interrupting me?

Underneath all those gummy bears beat the heart of a champion, and Marsha resolved to dig it out so that she could eat all those delicious bears without getting blood on her

"What's black and white and red all over?"

La paloma de la broma se encuentra en Sonoma.

"Daddy, I'm doing it!" cried Jane as she took her first wobbly laps on her new bicycle. "Hey, daddy!" she yelled. No answer. "Daddy!" she called once more. And once more, no reply.

Tired of the noise and commotion of the streets, Batman, Jesus and Harry Brown walked into a burning pub.

I was in my room when i saw a spider and it bit me. I turned into spiderwoman and got green goblin and then i was on my way home when another spiderwoman came up and it was on, so

I was walking down the street one day when I saw a cat. The cat was talking to other cats. They all had jetpacks on. I asked if I could have one and their answer was