C3PO realized they were playing hacky-sack with a "Thermal Detonator!"

Despite the speed and efficiency are used in the process, the vegetables are treated with respect. They are given giant rubber aprons to

I will lead you to the two dozen most important practices. It involves a villa, linen envelopes, a screen door sprayed with PAM, and three Albanian

Shortly after Psychic Eddie opened his Psychic Spa, the reactions and feedback of viewers were intense, both in support and condemnation of

The heart they pulled out of the cooler, was from an Iraqi. A 20 year old who'd been wounded by a drone. The doctor took the heart and placed it in Dick Cheney's chest.

The only light was a console TV fizzling static. I looked deeply into the pattern of the avocado shag carpet.The stains from the Pabst Blue Ribbon were telling me something. "Now."

Once upon a time there was a cute little girl called Lucy, and everyone thought she looked just like a fairy because of her delicate features and her friendly smile.

Thus it came to pass that the earth purged the monkey creatures. But before she did she asked the last surviving man why he should be allowed to persist. Luckily that last manling

"There is a great disturbance in the Borscht." said, Obi Von Kenslavski. He had traveled to Siberia in search of a young boy on the collective farm, known as sovkhozes

“No, I am your father.” said the black helmeted one at the target when his little boy Luke absent-mindedly held the hand of a stranger. "Remember stranger danger."

My sister died. Reading the text that I sent her. The text I sent her in a fit that she wouldn't support me about Garret. I regret it every day.

Miniaturized, we were separated by invisible labyrinthine barriers in a sword made of glass. What possible value could such an impractical weapon have? Accursed lesbesbian king!

"I don't want to be an adventurer anymore." Flapjack complained. "Not after what Cap'n K'nuckles did." This whole mess started when K'nuckles bought a cat.

I like big spuds and I cannot lie, hashbrowns or big steak fries, when I see one baked with bacon flakes my inside start to shake, Idaho or new, you just can't get

Trevor lived among phantoms: civil war ghosts, future humods, etc. He was cool with it - it wasn't real. Until one day someone brushed against him. "It's me - Juliana - don't you r

My girlfriend and I were playing The Blame Game, our favorite board game. I rolled a 4, moved my pewter, and drew a "Slanderous Accusation" card. I had 1 minute to mold clay into

Richard Brandly Jr. barhopped for the last 3 years. He'd visited the Icebar in Yukkasyarvi, the Faraday in Antarctica, the Baobab Tree Bar in South Africa, but his next destination

Jherek Manatee rechecked Schiaparelli's map, entered the coordinates of the fabled crystal city, raised the magnetic shields of his reentry shuttle and buckled himself in for

"We're turning your bedroom back into the computer room." father told me. My toothy grin vanished almost instantly.

When i was young I would often deface billboard hoardings by painting nude pictures over the female bodies. They called me the quick change artist. I think they knew who it was but