The hotel door bust open as I was jumping naked on the beds throwing $10,000 in the air and rolling around in all the cash. The money I found was apart of a "What Would You Do"

The new marketing guy appeared to have missed the point of the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty when he hired 14 "Dove Bitches" to work the trade show. Show 'hos he called them.

Ever since registering for "randomjunk.com", Kevin was receiving one random item a month for 50$. Series M-421 miniature canioptimeter read the manifest. "Now what could this be?"

Stop it. Just.... stop it.

I think I found a small bit part of the green fairy.

Alpha, the word for ox in ancient Phoenician, soon came to symbolize the sound of the first letter of the ox. Thus it was that the hubris and passion of the original Alpha, the ox,

Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

"Ik ben een bannan!" "No you aren't. You are not a banana." This is the conversation I overheard at the airport and this is why I decided to learn Dutch.

Presently, there is a man who is hiding something special in his underwear, his filthy, filthy underwear that he hasn't taken off since the mailman delivered

Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in. It was a disaster waiting to happen, he knew. As soon as the envelope fell into the post box he felt

"My wife ran off with my best friend... and boy do I miss him." The audience groaned. He was gonna have to do better than that.

"You sprained your what?" she asked.

He would love to meet the mediocre genius who invented the concept of potential, and then the awesome thinker who came up with the concept of trying to reach it.

She was radiant. With a scoop neck tee, gold cross around her neck, and her hair in an updo like that all I could think about was

Cinderella felt ill and instantly blamed a slice of pumpkin pie she had the night before.She should have that stupid fairy gothmother hang for not letting her throw that giant pu

Once upon a time there was a pickle named Kyle who went to a school of Cucumbers.

Wow. I really did it. I actually established the most gargantuan Petsmart to have ever been graced upon this fine universe. Dogs will bow in the presence of my withstanding power.

Godfrey Dinah had an interesting life story. It began when she was born. She had

She was fat, unclean and drove a truck. She slammed the rig into park at Peggy Sue's diner. Road dust formed a cloud. He boot struck the parking lot

He was a ninja and a hipster which mean