Terry looked at me. I looked at him. Terry looked back at me. I looked back at him. We shared this moment together, this scheming look that only two best friends would understand.

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Humphrey was a man of action, and as a man of action the first thing he did every morning was hunt and eat 3 feral wolves and drink a bucket of magma. After this his routine was to

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Era ya tarde cuando el clarinete comenzó a cabalgar la longitud de la onda. Fue abierta arbitrariamente en una frecuencia en la que como cualquier nolow sabe no debería estar.

"Oi! No! Get off! Stop it!" But it was too late. Luis Suarez had bitten the postman again.

A bad cut didn't exactly frustrate Guy Henry. Incompetence just kindled laughter. Many nights of postproduction quickened Ray Sims torturous undoing. Velma wasted x-rated Yak Zebra

I want to tell you about you. First off, there you are. You don't know how many didn't make it this far. All of that history to get you to this moment. It suddenly hits you.

One day pepe went for a walk. He came across a large stadium. he went to check what was inside. a csgo tournament. he said "oh my gosh i love csgo".

So Travolta could not bring himself to diet. He'd given himself to the McGriddle through sickness and health. Pulp Fiction 2. Travolta decided not to check his voicemails, Quentin

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The first day of school was so

Professor Simon looked at me like I had three heads all wearing half moon glasses and pondering away. "So, what you're saying essentially is, time is three cups of coffee, Linda?"

The rain hammered down like the armies of Odin as the monk rose from his slumber and crawled to the door. "Mercy!" he cried to himself as the thunder rumbled across the Himalalayas

Jerry sat alone at his cubicle. It was another long night of overtime. He wondered where all of his coworkers were as he tapped quietly at his keyboard. Little did he know that

I once met Grumpy Cat. He was pleased to see me. So pleased that he

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The fog shrouded the land in a haze of white. Staring at it from the inside, I never felt more alone.