It was a cold dreary day and the only thing that kept him warm was the hoodie that had the smell of stale cigarettes. Fall leaves crunched below his feet as he ambled along.

The boy, or Empty-Sockets Shafaqat, as he was known, tugged on his camel's rope and lead him to the the tallest dune. Every Bedouin knew it was actually the camel who lead the boy.

His mom wore a mumu and smoked GPC menthols while drinking huge amounts of foamy instant ice tea. It was

Harper had to be honest with himself. He was in love with a werewolf. He didn't mind the drooling and snarling - that wasn't much different than his ex when she forgot to take her

With the hauls of the wolves in the dungeon like forest, the night started. The queen held the curtains to hide the awful massacre that was planned to role on forest that night.

I had been a hot chick. Now I'm a thick Felipino chick who likes Jabba Juice,this has left me

And the dog got his wish. Two opposable thumbs sprouted out of his paws. His eyes shifted left and right. He reached for the refrigerator and...pulled. It worked! The refrigerator

The bear had power bursts all around it. It was facing East.

I never imagine taking the wrong train would lead to such an adventure. When I realized this I was already 3 hours into the ride and far from home. The scenery outside was very

I was slowly walking to school on my first day, and seeing that all the students have already left me. As I hear the bell ring from miles away, a sudden male student grabs my hand

I was sitting at the tip of the ifle tower and

after puting on the jumpsuit and getting ready to jump off the cliff i turned around and I seen

As i was sitting in class i was thinking about ...

And after all that hard work, all she said was "Bravo, and now go mow the lawn, we will have guests tonight." Guests. The last time we had guests was in 1979, and all that happened

New York music is music that starts with horn

I wanted to make a warm and fuzzy crayola drawing of two puppies playing tug 'o war with a tube sock. Then the owner smiling. The caption reads, "Fuck the police." If I gave

Chocolate covered pretzels dipped in caramel coated mint ice ream wasn't enough to drown my disappointment at having been fired by the worlds worst company.

The cat had to get to the potato. It was the only way to advance the plot of the story.

He woke up like all the days before, still exhausted. But unlike all the days before, he was in an unknown hotel room, with a dried blood caked across his upper lip. How had

I stared at the computer screen. I've been dong it for a half hour already. Then, it happened. The screen began to swell, and... FA-BOOM! Broken glass everywhere. i wanted to open