Growing up with stereotypical parents, all I wanted was to be different. To cause trouble.

David stood there, sweaty and hot. The 90 degree day was not kind to him, seeing as he was wearing a suit and tie, standing on a street corner, his gaze affixed to his watch. Soon,

Once upon a time, in a far far away land, lived a little boy and his sick grandmother. The boy was too young to work so he had no money to help his granny.

"I'm doing it for the kids!" then she barfed all over my Fendi sunglasses. She looked up and saw pretty Malibu mountains.

Paola hoped that she wouldn't have to deal with him anymore. She couldn't bear the way he looked at her. Lost in thought she realized he was in the same room. Just then he spoke,

"Why me? Why it has to be me?" - I yelled. The leader looked at me. The blood was covering his face. "Because someone has to live to tell the story" - he said. The engines of

They always used to call her "Lizzie-Lard-Arse".

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I like Halloween There once was a crank that was very nice .It was Halloween night and when he trick or treated nobody gave him candy because he was to scary he He ate

"That'll be it!" I closed the menu & handed it back to the smiling waitress. "Thank you!" she gushed, "Should only be a few minutes." When she turned & walked away, I noticed she

Rain pattered on the roof of the cheap hotel. Drake loved the sound; made him think of his childhood, back in the U.S. A lifetime ago. The sign outside flashed blue neon

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"Shoot the tentacles to open the core." What did that mean? It surely wasn't the least ambiguous advice I had been given, but I took it to heart - I reeled in my lure, cocked my

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Once upon a time when all the walri were nearly dead and the cat ran away with the spoon the sniper took out his sandwich and began to eat. Suddenly he heard the sound of a

"Mr. President, thank you for proving that speaking well has nothing to with real leadership. We should have went with Hillary." TV cameras caught Obama's face. Biden hit pause on

If your bored and you know it type in here... I am,

One of my biggest regrets is letting myself believe that we had something.

Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita, Madison Padderfield was already long-gone. To the point where she no longer remembered exactly what island she was on, or how long it

I can't believe that our football team lost their first game to