Turgid Stoat didn't really enjoy his days off from protecting Wolverina Puckeridge, although of course he made a pretense of it for her sake. He wandered aimlessly through

That god forsaked day had finally arrived, the day when I would be forced to sell my soul to

Toro is a fan of vampire fiction since his childhood in Mexico.

It was the weekend I was standing naked on the balcony and saw that UFO. Ofcourse noone would have believed me, but then there was that article in the paper. Others saw it too.

Spam Baby needed to break out of this daycare, and fast. He shook his rattle to alert L'enfant Sausage, who was nibbling on a wean pocket. The two tykes battered down the baby gate

In the morning, i decided to go picnic with my friends to the beach. when, we got there we alighted from the car and we were shock to see a water dinosaur spitting poison

Eluded by yet another year, he reflects on the fuck ups of the previous years and wonders will any of his decisions ever pan out for the better, or should he just jump feet first a

"How am I going to explain how I got this much of that crap under my nails? What plausible explaination will they buy?" She knew better than to mess with it, but damn it is just so

Steve had learned through experience that New Year's resolutions like losing weight and being faithful to his wife were unreasonable. He lowered the bar this year by resolving to

If there's one thing I hate it's midget amateur snowmobilers with a lisp and a hairlip. If there's two things I hate it's

Here's the thing: I'm only human. On top of that I'm a dude, so I'm only a MALE human. You people have got to lower your expectations a few notches. I mean, if you're going to

I hate flies. I HATE them. The way they buzz around and zoom back and forth. They're dirty! The NOISE they make. They just bug me! And Michael bugged me too. That's why I had to

Penelope shrieked upon discovering that the most elegant fold she had ever belabored had been succeeded by a blatant, malicious act of narrative sabotage.

CSI: Omaha. The show were we see intrepid scientists wheel about in their office chairs and play Canasta. The lead investigator stares out the window and waits and waits...

He saw the paper toilet seat covers. He pulled out his baggy. Inside was a powdered eczema flakes, scabs, blister husks and dried puss. He blended them in the coffee grinder. Then

A broken robot lay in the corner of the room, it's blinking insides that had been exposed light up the room very dimly. She stepped back into something cold and hard... And moving.

The unrest in the middle east was getting entirely out of control. We would have to quickly install new dictators or our oil supply would dry up. The CEO of B.P. was worried now we

"Sweetheart, let's just forget this birds and the bees talk. First, bees have one female that a lot of men have sex with and well, birds, have sex in public. Maybe instead we

A tired eye watched as the sun fell over the crystal mountains, too soon were the shadows rising above the shattered lands. Dominik raised his hand as the massive sun glided over

Is God real? Is a question I ask myself many times a day. But