Are you feeling hopeless and alone? Without direction? Searching for meaning in life? Well look no further, for we have the answer to your troubles:

Dinner tonight began with an expedition to the Black Sea where I murdered you a fresh Calia filet. I've accompanied it with blowfish sashimi and a raw taro slaw. Enjoy!

The commander of the Cron Aviv starship pounded his fist against the central panel. "Lost in space with no fuel. Awesome. So who wants to push?" The crew hid in the barracks with

I was 13 years old when I first encountered my doppelgänger. Walking down the high street, on my way to the post box, he peeled off from the wall where he had been loitering and

The first rule of magic is that for every power there has to be an equivalent amount of energy. For a fire ball, it requires at least seven sacrifices. Mice are convenient to carry

The bastards from the South had come and gone. All we had to show for it was a funeral pyre adrift on an splenetic sea. We watched our matriarch of Horn and Ice sink, extinguished.

Toby stared at the flamboyant man, who had sparkles falling out of his hair with every slight tilt of the head. His tight leather skinnies and short sleeved button up made Toby wan

i decided to go with my friends to the farm , when we got there, suddenly i smell something like hay burning when i look closely towards me i saw a alive scarecrow in fire......

The Insect Lord sent the infestation of cockroaches careening into the next house. The night preened in swamp gas, the hypopnea of slumped trees a gentle rustling in the moonlight.

It was a drive-by shooting, only it was film instead of bullets.

On January 23, 2015 there will be a 7.4 earthquake centered just east of Fresno, CA. It will be a tragedy for a few; a moderate disturbance for some. It will also bring together

"When did this appear?" thought the young maestro as his eyes rested on a glittering black violin. It was definitely not one he had scene before. He picked it up to inspect it.

Once upon a time, there was a frog and a bog and a log. Sometimes the frog left the log in the bog for some grog. One day,

Acme delivered the death ray the next day. Inside, however, there was only a toilet plunger and a small pamphlet entitled "So You've Bought Your First Death Ray". Wile E. was not

Sometimes when the time is right, a moon droplet would be squeezed from the moon due to the Earth's gravitational pull and land on to the Earth's surface. This time it landed on

"Tony, if you were anymore open minded your brain would fall out."

Nia had something of a raw talent for waxing, though she lacked her sisters' polish. When the twilight of hirsutism threatened the family business, Nia quickly uprooted it with hot

I smelled him burning before I heard him pounding on the oven door. Whoops! Forgot to set the timer! Smoke filled the room as I rushed to the stove. Oven mitts, oven mitts, where

Kayla stared up at the sky, laying on the roof of her farmhouse. Hundreds of thoughts swarmed her head, such as "Why is that one star huge and green?"

Detective J. Manatee's instincts for detection did not help much as he fumbled through the sock drawer of D.I. Monty Rebus, who was snoring on the davenport in his aquatic habitat,