I finally found my purpose today. I would have never guessed it was

D.I. Hathaway met Jenko and Schmidt at Heathrow. "This new drug called 'Bard Time' cropped up at Exeter. We don't want it getting round the quads." Jenko liked Hathaway. They had a

At 4, Sezu was taken from an orphanage by a mysterious man to an underground facility. Trained in martial arts for 12 years to become a perfect assassin, she is now known as… Nomi.

I looked over my shoulder to see where the noise, a deep throaty chuckle, came from. "Blurh," The chuckle came again. He was getting closer... Elmo. He was coming.

The day started like any other. My alarm buzzed. After letting out a groan I climbed out of bed. I got dressed, ate breakfast, and got ready for work. That's when I noticed it.

Up for auction... lot 31... mason jar full of human teeth. What am I bid?

Desperate for mockery, I head for the hives. I cry out "Dear bees! Did you know you can tell a tree's age by counting the rings inside its trunk?" I can sense the honey boiling in

The mystical mermaid quickly swam through the choppy waves. She knew she had to get back to her cove before the tide rolled in.

It wasn't that a llama was eating the remains of his birthday cake. It wasn't the ceiling fan on the floor. What Ro'd'elln could not fathom is how he was hovering two feet off

Did I just hear the Wilhelm Scream or was I just imagining it again?

"We interrupt this program for an emergency broadcast. President Trump's burrito bombed, so he declared war on Mexico. Chef swears Lo Mein is ok, but stay tuned. Back to the game."

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Music floated through the grand double doors. Through the glass windows Elena could see the many layers of twirling satin and sparking jewelry as women with flushed cheeks spun...

She deeply loved him and respected him. It was undying romantic devotion. It was because he was rich.

The whole world had had enough, but only one badass mofo had the guts, the need, and the know-how to pull it off. Bunnicula was going to finally snuff that skank Edward Cullen.

I found a strange man in my garage tonight. He was huddled in a corner by the water-heater and was sort of wobbling funny. He didn't notice me, so I slipped back out of the garag

'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her. 'Touch the tip of your thumb with the ring finger and press gently. No don't touch me. And keep the rest of your fingers straight. This w

And after all that hard work, all she said was "Bravo, and now go mow the lawn, we will have guests tonight." Guests. The last time we had guests was in 1979, and all that happened

Jenna pulled the cookies out of the oven. "umm yummy" she said "look at these tommy" she called as tommy her son ran into the kitchen.

'Baby I just hate it when you leave.'