the elves like to watch. "Don't just stand there." Santa said. "Give Rudolph a hand." The elf working the video camera got in on the action, but not before putting on a bunny mask.

In the far corner of the boxing ring stood the defending heavyweight champion, Oprah. Her entourage of overweight middle aged woman chanted her name and jeered at the challenger

Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for

I have a serious question:

"Smell my finger madame," said the Scottsman to Ms. Marple. He extended his meaty index finger. The nail looked a bit dirty, as if there was some kind of cheese under it.

Maria moved to a town near Rio,up on a hill,where Pedro,Emperor of the Portuguese Kingdom and Brazil,used to spend his summers.Known as HydrangeasTown,Petropolis was to Maria an

I gasped for air as the water ran down my face, rivulets cutting paths down my skin. I had fazed out again, and now I had nearly drowned in the bath. This was all because of that

Every strum seemed to have an effect on the nature of our existence, our outlooks, and our world. We hit a C chord, sending pulsations though the foliage, vibrating in our souls.

der var engang en mand.

hey my name is dave

It was cold and frosty morning on Wearde Road, the sun shimmered over the tamar as the first car arrived in the car park...

I had been given the Government's most important secret document by accident. The delivery woman had swallowed her suicide pill before discovering I was the wrong person! The sec

Blinded by inspiration from the recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue I painted some board shorts on myself and headed down to the beach.

A wicked troll named Gladdy parked his minivan in a no go tow zone. He had a good excuse. He needed to clear his name so everyone would think better of him. When asked he said "

"Oh, sure," Max grunted, "easy for you. You've never spent one minute in a zombie brothel, much less an hour trying to sort out what's left over after a

"Die" I whispered,"Die now". I struck out with unbelievable force and the knife sunk deep into his chest. Blood followed, like the waterfalls of hatred that pour from our ears when

Hi slept in a sleeping bag mounted to the wall and his alarm went off at a random time. He dranks his tang and ate his tootsies. It was all part of his regiment.

I was driving to a place to pick up a thing for someone when suddenly something happened which

It's the night before Christmas and all trough the house Granny farts tweet like the tinniest mouse. Granny waddles along on her way nowhere she lost glasses and can't find her

A mouse ran from the barn as the owl swooped to the ground. He missed. For now the youngster was safe, but for how long.