His beanie said it all. The blonde "dreds" finished off whatever the beanie couldn't say. He worked at the "Genius Bar" in the local Apple Store which pretty much meant

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So, the other day I was drowning my sorrows at the local bar, when Mr. Clint Eastwood himself came up to me, and said "Hey kid, crying is for babies, come with me." And so he took

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Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a shining castle made of ...

In 2012 the world is said to end on they Mayan Calender (December 21st), I would

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After angrily looking around for my charger i realize that

Socked in again, she thought as she looked over the lagoon.. "The weather man is on crack," and knows nothing about Alaska

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Eros, the impossibly beautiful and terrifying God, was sitting in the garden of Psyche's palace. Under his naked feet the path of opals, amethysts and pearls glistened in the sun.

The rain fell, noiseless. I hadn't even noticed that it was raining until he put an umbrella over my head. I knew he wouldn’t ask what was wrong and I wasn't planning on offering

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Doug'ys Dad done died doin' Doris Dilkins during Demsicola's Derby Days.

Dirk was so attached to Christine that when she met an untimely end in a car accident, he was heartbroken. At the funeral in the junkyard (he called it the car cemetery) his eulogy

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