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I was rollerblading in front of my house at top speed carrying a huge pot of boiling water. Suddenly
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- 2018-09-26 20:52:51
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- 1 year, 291 days, 8 hours, 54 minutes, 1 second
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There once was a transvestite from Nantucket, whose
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- 2018-10-04 16:21:28
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- 4 years, 343 days, 21 hours, 35 minutes, 5 seconds
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"GO TO HELL!" She screached
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More than 10 people a year are killed by vending machines.
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- 2018-10-08 16:55:44
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- 1 year, 360 days, 19 hours, 52 minutes, 27 seconds