"So, how do you do this again?" I asked him, staring down at the equation scribbled on my paper.

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She woke up to a the everyday routine of going to school, work, then bed. But on the weekend, she put on the blonde wig and was center stage at the Wells Fargo Center. She was.....

Why do people want to kill me? I don't do any harm to others, well unless I feel threatened. I'm Buzzella and I'm a Bumble Bee.

As Lee-Lee typed her latest fold, she wondered if writing about yawning affected anyone else as it affected her as she covered her mouth with her hand to hide another yawn.

With the election winding itself down and finally some free-time, Mr. Rogers was ready to head to the voting booth, located in the same building as his, the library

As my dear brother lay sweating and pallid on the threshold, our mysterious lodger, whom I thought might murder us all, offered a healing lozenge. The wastemistress gasped and ran

In a dreary November, I set quill to foolscap. A novel in a month? How was that even possible? And so I began with my first sentence...

My haberdashery is infect with moths. They scream

"I just realized I won 30 million dollars at the lottery, so please forget my previous rant against inflation. What a beautiful country we live in! I will get 3 butlers, 5 cars,

Bob sang his favorite song, and crawled down the hallway

Once upon a time there was a beautiful butterfly.

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It was the summer of July, 1986. That's where it all began.

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Kate sat with her boyfriend, about to meet his parents at a ritzy outdoor restaurant. "I'm only dating him because I'm bored.That's it!" She gets up and

The pages curled and crackled as roses of flame bloomed along their edges. Blank ink was consumed by black soot, and a column of smoke blossomed into the sky. No more would