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Spellinghamstein took the strange object out of the box. The box contained a paper that seemed to shownwhat the object was for. These "Direction" asked you to put a pencil in
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2013-01-25 20:11:23
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1 year, 336 days, 10 hours, 13 minutes, 41 seconds
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But the giant Italian woman would not stop screaming. She jumped up and down and yelled, "Marina!" That's when the Mexican maid
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2012-06-28 17:57:16
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1 year, 122 days, 19 hours, 54 minutes, 51 seconds
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"I haven't finished with you yet", said the rag to the furniture polish, in that titilating kind of way that only fabric can.
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2012-02-22 15:43:57
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347 days, 16 hours, 50 minutes, 46 seconds
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The male mile-or-more-bird flies backwards and whistles through his ass making a sound that can be heard for a mile or more. Thus his name. When he is trying to attract a mate he
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2013-08-11 15:10:26
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2 years, 143 days, 22 hours, 24 minutes, 47 seconds
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Warning Fuckitall May cause a blasé attitude towards normal daily tasks like Eating, Wiping your ass, Keeping the wheels pointing down on your car, and telling your the Judge No
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2011-08-29 21:06:30
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158 days, 5 hours, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
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I awoke wondering Where i was, then When I was, eyes still closed I took stock. All limbs in place, no major aches or pains, no hint of hangover. Age? I guessed mid 20's. Wrong!
Finished
2013-06-13 03:57:33
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2 years, 70 days, 12 hours, 29 minutes
44
When I'm falling, I usually dream that I'm asleep in bed. It's a strange feeling of false security, and yet I seek it out like any fool would. This time I decided to jump from
Finished
2011-12-24 14:05:42
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247 days, 3 hours, 3 minutes, 34 seconds
44
It smelled like shame and Korean barbecue in there. Mix that with rotting flesh and you have the recipe for yet another murder mystery. Detective Jason Manatee looked up from his
Finished
2011-04-26 23:42:27
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3 days, 20 hours, 36 minutes
44
I first read Atlas Shrugged when I was a depressed teen, oppressed by the mere existence of my parental units. Who could have predicted that I'd grow up to lead
Finished
2012-01-05 19:58:03
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256 days, 6 hours, 38 minutes, 50 seconds
44
So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this wiffle ball over the Great Wall of China you have to eat the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish." Larry nodded and tossed
Finished
2012-10-05 13:02:39
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1 year, 164 days, 12 hours, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
44
"Syphilis. S-y-p-h-i-l-i-s. Syphilis!" "That's correct, Trixie," said Miss Anderdaughter, my first grade teacher. I felt nervous, for it was now my turn in the STD spelling bee.
Finished
2011-06-02 19:19:26
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38 days, 17 hours, 39 minutes, 43 seconds
44
Ad hominem grits can be quite tasty.
Finished
2012-01-29 03:41:50
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275 days, 8 hours, 8 minutes, 43 seconds
44
Her purse was embroidered with 'Bad Ass'. She had ink on her neck, back, legs, and full sleeves. When she talked, you listened. She had a deep scar on her hand that
Finished
2011-08-22 14:11:53
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114 days, 20 hours, 28 minutes, 3 seconds
44
Back in high school the smokers were called "grits" and most excelled in classes like "shop" where they tuned their cars, but Phil was different. He played D&D and built computers
Finished
2013-09-28 15:21:22
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2 years, 137 days, 3 hours, 43 minutes, 55 seconds
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It was an exquisite corpse. The ends were perfect from the beehive coif to the freshly french manicured toes. The only problem I could see was the middle. It needed something like
Finished
2012-11-19 17:10:56
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1 year, 184 days, 15 hours, 5 minutes, 21 seconds
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i have a rabid dog
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2011-05-28 00:36:05
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1 day, 14 hours, 14 minutes, 27 seconds
44
He had only one gift, his farts smelled like an awesome Sunday breakfast. But you have to play the hand your dealt and he decided to make his gift work for him by
Finished
2013-02-15 19:56:44
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1 year, 265 days, 7 hours, 30 minutes, 27 seconds
44
Milk was slowly spreading across the formica. He picked up the punctured carton and looked up at the ceiling. There was a small smoking hole. Why did I rent a duplex? he wondered.
Finished
2011-06-30 22:58:14
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25 days, 14 hours, 39 minutes, 58 seconds
44
The last time I saw Frank my door was flying off it's hinges, as he barreled into my living room ready to pound my head flat. I couldn't really blame him, as hours ago I had
Finished
2013-07-05 15:28:38
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2 years, 13 days, 28 minutes, 12 seconds
44
"Now look, you normative nellies! I'm fed up with your constipated attempts at control. If you want to go around all day twisted up in pigeon script, that's fine with me. But
Finished
2012-02-20 11:05:55
Took
226 days, 15 hours, 40 minutes, 34 seconds
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