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"Conniving truths are meant to be curdled" was one of my Uncles sayings. "The average platypus won't eat just any grub." another. I never had the gumption to ask what he meant &
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2015-04-27 20:36:08
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2 years, 163 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes, 3 seconds
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With a massive hangover, I found this morning that downing 5 shots of tequila and a few pints of lager makes one prone to mistake facebook status updates for foldingstory, now
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2014-11-13 16:58:06
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1 year, 361 days, 5 hours, 15 minutes, 53 seconds
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Therapeutic Holiday Story # 1: It all began when Dickie, my brother-in-law, leaned across the dinner table, stared straight at me and murmured, "I'll have a thigh."
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2017-06-17 02:22:10
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4 years, 211 days, 5 hours, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Church of the Science of Baloney was based on a book written by old Mother Cupboard in collaboration with the old woman that lived in a shoe. A lock picker read the book and
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2017-05-29 21:48:25
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4 years, 171 days, 10 hours, 42 minutes, 43 seconds
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Billy could not grasp the true power of the instrument of destruction he wheeled into his 6th grade science class. The "Baking Soda Volcano" label made it seem innocent enough, but
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2014-03-11 23:28:43
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1 year, 91 days, 3 hours, 3 minutes, 36 seconds
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Channel 11 News: Live on scene. "Today Santa Clause has been arrested." The News Reporter said. "It all started at the parade.."
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2016-08-01 11:01:39
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3 years, 222 days, 22 hours, 23 minutes, 17 seconds
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"The end is nigh!" shouted a elderly lady with a compromising sandwich board plastered to her ample bosom. Some people shot her worried looks, wondering if she had escaped from
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2013-01-01 01:00:01
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9 days, 9 hours, 41 minutes, 59 seconds
41
The buzzer rang. A man wearing odd headgear with multiple zoom lenses stood at the door. "Hi there. You've won a free mapping of your residence for google@home." "Wow, great!"
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2017-12-13 23:47:10
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4 years, 357 days, 7 hours, 19 minutes, 57 seconds
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MEMO to all citizens. Christmas is cancelled, effective immediately. Please proceed directly to December 31. Happy new year!
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2016-09-18 05:41:20
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3 years, 269 days, 5 hours, 38 minutes, 25 seconds
41
Hackers hacking hackers. Easy prey. They should have noticed how easy it would be to have someone take them down personally with a flash hit-squad. Better money than porn, that's
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2013-06-03 21:29:25
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149 days, 1 hour, 24 minutes, 41 seconds
41
The wizard had said it might come to this. Always before, shouting the words, he had been clothed - here in the shower, would the Captain be nude? Would the lightning electrocute
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2017-05-22 18:53:44
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4 years, 121 days, 1 hour, 28 minutes, 39 seconds
41
Has anyone ever done a zombie western? That would be a crossover to make my skin crawl. Let's dig up the Duke and Charles Bronson & Gary Cooper & have Clint direct. Tombstone II
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2019-02-08 10:53:39
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6 years, 13 days, 50 minutes, 2 seconds
41
Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.
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2014-10-28 18:55:42
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1 year, 269 days, 5 hours, 29 minutes, 55 seconds
41
The crybaby pizza bandit struck again in Montana. He left the cash, but walked away with a large peperoni and wings. Police need your help catching the bandana wearing con man.
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2013-10-21 05:32:44
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258 days, 16 hours, 32 minutes, 20 seconds
41
A stoat, a parrot and a dog with a vest of fissile plutonium walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The stoat ordered a dry martini, shaken, not stirred; the parrot, a Zombie; and
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2017-05-27 11:32:03
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4 years, 100 days, 15 hours, 58 minutes, 25 seconds
41
The statue of Phatty McButterpants is proudly displayed on my parents fireplace mantel. It's an embarrassing story, but since I've gotten you this far, I'll tell you. Phatty was my
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2015-06-18 07:52:10
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2 years, 118 days, 16 hours, 31 minutes, 33 seconds
41
"I spy with my little eye something green." "Is it money?" I asked. "No, it's a planet you've never heard of." Grrrh. "Dammit, christian god, I'm going to Durga's to pay Twister."
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2015-01-01 12:09:29
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1 year, 309 days, 20 minutes, 3 seconds
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Looking back, I'm confident that the entire situation could have been averted if not for the simple phrase "What can I do you for?"
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2016-10-27 13:59:22
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3 years, 243 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes, 5 seconds
41
I came home after getting groceries last night and there was a seraph with a flaming sword guarding my apartment door. No matter which way I turned, I could not enter. Unsure of
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2013-05-31 17:07:24
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92 days, 19 hours, 48 minutes, 15 seconds
41
So I graduated wizarding school knowing a smattering about potions, hardly a thing about current affairs, and two cantrips, Create Scotch Egg & Ebenezer's Bewildering Rhinoplasty.
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2018-04-26 18:04:56
Took
5 years, 55 days, 17 hours, 57 minutes, 7 seconds
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