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So I wanted fight crime of course, but since the spinnerets grew in a more accurate location than on my hands, I didn't dare - no one wants to be rescued by someone who shoots webs
Finished
2014-04-15 01:35:49
Took
1 year, 168 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, 43 seconds
40
I dreamed again of my former life as a groupie for the Fixx. Ah, the hair, the clothing, the music - so bad! So God-awful bad!
Finished
2013-11-26 01:17:32
Took
1 year, 18 days, 10 hours, 24 minutes, 32 seconds
40
Lap dog on a highway, Cool whip in his hair. The smell of burritos rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw a shivering wight.
Finished
2017-05-12 14:48:18
Took
4 years, 175 days, 21 hours, 23 minutes, 7 seconds
40
In the outback the Australian Aboriginal tribe sat in a circle and told stories of the dreamtime. These stories would help explain how the creatures had come to inhabit the land
Finished
2017-08-23 13:07:12
Took
4 years, 278 days, 11 hours, 48 minutes, 15 seconds
40
"Yeah, he may not own a suite but he makes a good pina colada" the exec joked at my expense. Then a pineapple walked in and crushed him. His wife screamed. The alien turned to her.
Finished
2014-05-25 10:30:30
Took
1 year, 182 days, 4 hours, 34 minutes, 16 seconds
40
His vision rage red, Max Jones plowed through the other shoppers in a berserk frenzy. "MINE!!!" The next moment, he awoke strapped to a table in a secret Army facility. "Congratula
Finished
2014-06-28 13:19:47
Took
1 year, 215 days, 22 hours, 36 minutes, 46 seconds
40
My wife left me because of my wandering eyes. I couldn't blame her. I sighed and switched on my sonar before I got out of bed. It sounded like they were in the kitchen cabinets ag
Finished
2017-08-31 15:10:31
Took
4 years, 279 days, 21 hours, 42 seconds
40
In this universe, Patrick ate a piece of toast, pecked his wife on the neck, and took the train. In the other, Patrog tore a leg of boar, stole the bar wench, and fled the carnage.
Finished
2017-08-24 19:01:14
Took
4 years, 269 days, 6 hours, 59 minutes, 43 seconds
40
"Smell's funny." "It's offal." What's that?" "Sheep organs." "That's gross." "It's eat's". "No thanks." "Just try." "You first". "I'm hurt." "One bite?." "Aw, love."
Finished
2013-10-24 19:28:05
Took
324 days, 8 hours, 28 minutes, 30 seconds
40
Apparently they're not making Twinkies any more. Well, you might as well just tell me the world's coming to an end because I don't want any part of a post-Twinkie life.
Finished
2015-01-01 12:01:03
Took
2 years, 27 days, 19 hours, 41 minutes, 28 seconds
40
At what age is one expected to start buying Christmas presents? I hated it when I was growing up. When I was 14 I bought my cousin Cindy (she was hot!) a pair of
Finished
2013-10-31 01:47:46
Took
323 days, 9 hours, 44 minutes, 57 seconds
40
Today is 21st of December 2012; the day Mayans predicted would be the last of the planet. Although most of us show disbelief there are some who
Finished
2013-08-15 01:14:55
Took
237 days, 9 hours, 59 minutes, 48 seconds
40
Petunia practiced en pointe on her trunk - her pink tutu like upsidedown tulip petals. All the other young elephants laughed. But she had ambition.
Finished
2016-09-16 14:00:58
Took
3 years, 269 days, 8 hours, 58 minutes, 47 seconds
40
The end of the world hadn't come, Jimmy looked at his watch, then at the other people waiting for the Mayan spaceship, or was it the Annunaki? He couln't remember, he felt betrayed
Finished
2014-06-30 23:14:44
Took
1 year, 190 days, 17 hours, 59 minutes, 57 seconds
40
"What is wrong with Putin?" thought Father Tikhon of Zadonsk. "Should I send him an egg for the New Year? Yes, all things considered, perhaps I should." And so it was that
Finished
2013-12-28 00:14:23
Took
364 days, 23 hours, 8 minutes, 55 seconds
40
The Magister Ludi tutted. "This is not the Glass Bead Game -- this is some kind of paintball that involves people splattering each other with references and dare I say apothegms!"
Finished
2018-03-08 09:33:35
Took
5 years, 62 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes, 12 seconds
40
It all started with a fight on New Year's Eve.
Finished
2017-01-07 10:48:28
Took
4 years, 18 hours, 55 minutes, 28 seconds
40
I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling, and as the fragments of my skull begin to fall, fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts. And we'll fly home.
Finished
2013-10-09 13:20:32
Took
247 days, 21 hours, 24 minutes, 58 seconds
40
I bit into the king cake and cracked my front tooth on the plastic baby. It didn't matter, cause now I was gonna have good luck the rest of my life. Wiping the purple sugar from my
Finished
2016-11-07 19:33:50
Took
3 years, 274 days, 21 hours, 55 minutes, 2 seconds
40
Squawkers flew up to the stage to receive the Tony Award for Best Actor for his role as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman. This was the first time any parakeet had ever received
Finished
2014-02-25 21:12:30
Took
1 year, 7 days, 6 hours, 23 minutes, 43 seconds
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