The Archbishop stood before us. I thought about his father's ears and his family's hidden German past. Through our marriage, we would rule the world. According to the prophecy,

Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita, Madison Padderfield was already long-gone. To the point where she no longer remembered exactly what island she was on, or how long it

I met Stalin and Roosevelt at the party. There they were at the punch bowl with Adolph. I told them I didn't trust him and they said, "Oh honestly, Winston, who DO you like?"

An expectant hush fell amongst the Senators as Apollonius, his purple-trimmed toga billowing behind him, strode out into the center of the chamber. "Citizens," he cried,

Para las elecciones, la publicidad partidaria en medios audiovisuales es gratuitas y asignada por la Direccion Nacional Electoral. Pero en los medios radiales poco se escucha.

The great conductor Karstein raised his baton for the finale of his composition. The orchestra poised for the climatic finish. He clutched his chest and went limp on the podium

He felt a little sorry for himself, truth be told. It hadn't been the greatest night, and it would certainly take some time for the scars to fade - letalone the hurt from when she

Then I looked through the keyhole and saw Prince lying on the checkerboard dance floor, arched back, glistening from artificial butter flavoring, and then

Let's just see: Bojangles', Popeye's, KFC, or coq au vin. Decision, decisions! No, because of all the recent salmonella outbreaks, Sundersen elected to go with aglio i olio pasta.

Our physicists assure us that a moment lasts c. 1/30th of a second, although conventional shutter speeds for film cameras are set at 24 frames per second. Time escapes detection!

The suspense was half the fun. The other half...well, it didn't exist. Arwin gazed longingly through bloodshot eyes, waiting for

Zed would never be confused for a smart boy, but he had all his faculties and was good with his hands. It just so happened that on this fateful day in August, Zed's concentration

Lord Vartek looked out his castle window and saw the peasants doing their peasantly duties and proclaimed, "Today shall be known as Slingshot Day and all must participate in

The trouble with most congressmen is they forget that conversation is also a form intercourse or if they do remember, they they still want someone to get screwed and by them

...and my dad, he never showed me that he loved me." Ted weeped a little. Dabbed his moist eyes with tissue. The therapists chair swiveled-Genghis Khan sat there. His piercing eyes

FRESHMEN FRIDAY........................

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On my trip to Jupiter, they put me in suspended animation. They told me I would sleep for the six year trip. Unfortunately, I was awake the entire time with only my mind as company