a little man was walking down the street, he noticed something at the corner of his eye. when he turned, there was nothing in sight. he kept walking. then he felt something touch

one day, as I looked outside my window, I saw a UFO. I was so scared I

Why is it always everyone else going out for awesome bike rides, swimming in the moonlit ocean, having mind blowing sex on drugs I've never even heard of, and here I am, on my

If you like dumb, pointless stories, then this one's just for you.

I'm anti matter.

"I am the Light and the Life" said the chipmunk.

Last week on "Sparky Pickles" ... :

If the sight of clowns doesn't fill you with fear, and the creepy crawly spiders are pleasant when near, then you find medals in horror very ho-hum; every horror film just needs

All meinen Schmerz ertränke ich in Küssen. All mein Geheimnis trag ich wie ein Kind. Ich bin ein Blatt, zu früh vom Baum gerissen. Ob alle Liebenden so einsam sind?

My "wife" was outside hanging the "laundry" so I decided to take a quick trip to the "store". Upon arriving, I noticed I'd forgotten my "wallet" so I had to call a "friend" to see

"Today on Mythbusters: We team up with the Ghostbusters to see if Ghosts really do exist! And Adam eats Marshmallows. Lots of Marshmalows.

tim wants the d in his mouth all night long oh yeah give it to me

Coach Goatham was standing in the change room doorway when he said "Has anyone seen my ball sack?" The teenage boys erupted into fits of laughter. Coach Goatham became upset

The high barbed wire fence and menacing guard towers belied the truth hidden behind the Police Barracks. The corps had disco fever. The chief wore a headdress and

"A platypus in a fedora. Right here on the floora. Where's Dora? Have the Senora clean up this plethora of

He was handsome, a banker type, touch of grey at the temples, just my type. We made eye contact and I smiled. He fletched his teeth. Ughh braces, with food particles. My fetish

Contenders for male of the century: guy that invented body paint, guy that convinced chicks that yoga/strechy pants/leggings are fine in public, guy that sends the VS catalog, guy

Once there was a man. No ordinary man, but a man's man by the name of Steve McManaman. Steve teamed up with Alpha Male and went on a tirade against the pussification of America.

As I observe Dan, my dachshund, I realize I am just like him. I know I shouldn't chew on Suzy's red Manolo Blahniks, but my instincts have proven otherwise. I'm a baaaaad doggy.

"Summertime...and the livin' is eeeazzy. Fish are jumpin' and the cotton is higheee..." Oh boy. There goes Porgy singin' in the shower again. Bess clapped her hands over her ears.