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It was a crushing defeat. The heat wave had destroyed Mr. Okley's pumpkin patch only days before the town's annual Veggie Might competition. His shriveled produce was too weak for
Finished
2015-05-24 22:00:37
Took
2 years, 336 days, 20 hours, 26 minutes, 44 seconds
27
"Jeepers", he said as he looked at the stolen Wii Cameron had just pulled out of his schoolbag. "I can't believe you just stole that", Jasper honoured his tenacity. "Aren't you
Finished
2015-02-10 12:50:47
Took
2 years, 221 days, 1 hour, 25 minutes, 39 seconds
27
"Hmm. I wonder why Gary has the Event planned for the sleepiest day of the year." I reached for my copy of "Eigler's Extensive Concordance of Hidden Surprises." It fell open to the
Finished
2016-08-11 10:42:32
Took
4 years, 14 days, 22 hours, 28 minutes, 30 seconds
27
He was a close-minded conservative bigot, she was a spoiled liberal lunatic. They both shared a love of Dr. Seuss and musical-comedies. They got married.
Finished
2016-03-21 20:07:32
Took
3 years, 237 days, 5 hours, 53 minutes, 24 seconds
27
That really pissed him off, with moves like a cat, George Foreman jumped to his feet, grabbed the closest Swiffer Duster and proceeded to
Finished
2016-05-04 16:02:05
Took
3 years, 249 days, 20 hours, 47 seconds
27
asda
Finished
2012-11-20 13:12:12
Took
75 days, 12 hours, 26 minutes, 47 seconds
27
XVM11 ordered a brillo pad burger, wire fries & a motoroil shake to go. He was late for robot's rights demo, but his insides were making scraping noises. A human cop walked in and
Finished
2018-03-04 18:45:29
Took
5 years, 176 days, 15 hours, 53 minutes, 44 seconds
27
Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Feet stronger than a raging herd of beeffalo, the mighty Superkick is the champion of justice! Our hero
Finished
2013-10-24 09:19:49
Took
1 year, 35 days, 12 hours, 8 minutes, 23 seconds
27
"Well" Jess said, closing to door behind her and shrugging her shoulders at Tim "That's the last time we try to kindnap an anteater with rickets." Tim rolled his eyes and grabbed h
Finished
2014-12-14 06:35:57
Took
2 years, 73 days, 15 hours, 49 minutes, 50 seconds
27
It is harmful because enlightened, good, and honest people by entering the ranks of the government give it a moral authority which but for them it would not possess...
Finished
2018-06-21 17:15:59
Took
5 years, 262 days, 19 hours, 57 minutes, 9 seconds
27
The Queen of England put the coined quid in a tube sock, swung it in large loops behind Prince Charles's head and the door opened and in walked Sir Elton John.
Finished
2017-01-06 15:50:59
Took
4 years, 79 days, 1 hour, 39 minutes, 46 seconds
27
We are being changed physically from carbon-based being with 2 strands of DNA into crystalline beings with 1,024 strands of DNA
Finished
2018-03-14 00:07:14
Took
5 years, 142 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes, 23 seconds
27
Janice realized Matt liked somebody else when he returned to school with the same cold as Allie, whom he went to the dance with. Apparently he preferred Allie's snot over her own.
Finished
2016-11-25 13:48:46
Took
4 years, 30 days, 20 hours, 21 minutes, 47 seconds
27
It was frustrating reaching into empty pockets with a hungry belly but he had to grin and bear it. All he thought was that will make my next meal even better as he
Finished
2015-01-29 16:52:37
Took
2 years, 93 days, 17 hours, 42 minutes, 48 seconds
27
She didn't know much about science fiction. She'd read too many romance novels. But when she lay in bed that night, bodice-ripper in hand, she could have sword she'd stepped out
Finished
2016-04-04 23:11:23
Took
3 years, 151 days, 5 hours, 28 minutes, 44 seconds
27
"OKAY" I could see she was trying not to laugh, "THAT'S WAS GROSS!"
Finished
2012-11-26 14:37:10
Took
12 days, 5 hours, 8 minutes, 16 seconds
27
The midday sun scorched the asphalt of a highway stretching through the desert. Rita found a nice big rock and dropped in on the accelerator and put the convertible in drive.
Finished
2016-09-20 15:41:06
Took
3 years, 306 days, 23 hours, 56 minutes, 55 seconds
27
...in bed!" We laughed at the joke we had made of the fortune cookie. Little did we know, the accurate prediction of that slip of paper would haunt us for the rest of our lives.
Finished
2012-12-23 00:57:18
Took
27 days, 4 hours, 32 minutes, 3 seconds
27
In the Swiss city of Bern, Marie and Josephine planned to create holely baby cheeses. The baby cheeses became sought after. Three men approached them to invest in the fledgling co
Finished
2015-01-17 17:41:10
Took
2 years, 49 days, 21 hours, 29 minutes, 23 seconds
27
My uncle sat back in the chair and laughed. "...Reminds me of the time there was a mixup in the toy factory and one of the homemade movies made at the North Pole was sent out to
Finished
2016-07-27 14:34:06
Took
3 years, 237 days, 1 hour, 28 minutes, 56 seconds
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