"Um...cherry?" Jeff guessed. "Nope. Peach. Now my turn." I closed my eyes & stuck out my tongue. Jeff put one in my mouth & I sucked. "Black licorice." I said. "Still my turn."

The 1 phrase of Flemish my boyfriend knew was: "You have beautiful breasts." I didn't ask how he'd picked that one up. My phrase was "2 hundred grams of Emmenthal, please."

Every morning she caked herself in foundation and proceeded to douse herself in cheap perfume just to hide who she was, but even with that, she couldn't cover it up.

Dear God, please allow my sister's next child to be stillborn so that my family can afford to pay the mortgage this month. If the bank forecloses, we'll be shot by wannabe-Crips, &

When I walked into the kitchen I found a box of cereal laying on its side open with Crunchy Flakes scattered all over the tiled floor. I heard a soft rumbling noise from the

The dream police that live inside of my head were unable to stop me from dreaming I was an alpha wolf. At night my pack would run through the forest and over the snowy hills search

He hadn't slept for 4 days, but his prototype was complete: the world's first armoured robo-wolf capable of transforming into a rocket-propelled hoverbike. Now he only needed to

OK teach, it's cool that you're hot and all. Cute too. But do you really have to wear *that* shirt with *those* shorts. And pigtails? Come on! I'm trying to make grades here.

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Buttercup. Yellow. Sun. Ra. Cleopatra. Asp. Stripes. Tiger. Burning. Symmetry. Circle. Egg. Sperm. Tadpole. Croak. Crickets. Wickets. Grass. Daisy. Buttercup.

So I am thinking of suing the Skittles candy company. Turns out that a rainbow tastes NOTHING like their nasty bag of sugary treats. I figured this out over the past weekend

Scout43B Travel Log: I've found a new source of energy. I left a scent trail and am en route back to the Queen's chamber. If all goes as planned I should arrive in T-14 hours.

Charlie Parker made neutrinos change flavor with his left hand. Majorana was unimpressed. She'd exposed Dark matter parlor tricks and was a feared spectator at the Superkamiokande

Eve looked at him amused by his nudity, undisturbed until he looked at her.

If lettuce is so slimming, how come there are fat rabbits?

The Red Devil was flowing through her veins, waging war once again, breaking through cellular barriers, battering down both good and evil. She screamed in victory, baldly declaring

Like an overripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor.

At the intersection of concentration, logic, and luck, we have

Anna was usually a quiet girl. She was always the one sitting in the back of the classroom taking notes or doodling in her notebook. Today was different. She

She came in waves as he pressed her clit.He felt her and they came together,shocked by