He hadn't slept for 4 days, but his prototype

He hadn't slept for 4 days, but his prototype was complete: the world's first armoured robo-wolf capable of transforming into a rocket-propelled hoverbike. Now he only needed to

get it to stop humping his leg. Though this could be seen as an improvement, as robo-wolf had spent the last 3 days non-stop licking its balls. The only way he could get it off was

by spreading peanut butter somewhere else for a change. He captured a female wolf in a Skippy trap in hopes that robo-wolf would mate with her and make a robo-cub army. One setback

was that he wasn't a real scientist. Nope. He was a carnival barker who'd been stupid enough to answer a Craigslist ad. Now he was out in the woods with a robot wolf and peanut but

at least it wasn't salted. The pseudo-scientific man who was hired at the carnival to bark at things felt so stupid for answering that Craigslist ad. Man, why was he at this dumb

carnival of light. He didn't get the guy in the walrus suit, and why all the whistling and water gurgling ? The pseudo-scientific man suddenly got up & said "I avant garde a clue

." His surrealism resulted in his fascination with jelly fish and stairs and, ideally, jelly fish floating up or down stairs combined into a painting in a plain black frame. Pseudo

-realism was getting him down and he wanted to fight back in a big way. His art installation was called "My Most Cinematic Work Yet" and his jellyfish stair-climbing paintings were

the best in all of Timbuktu. But nothing could rival his 17 hour long film of the Shara Desert at night. Move over Andy Warhol...my work is the best cure for insomnia...

And that's because my work involves shoving potted plants into unsuspecting light fixtures! My art has never been more impactful! My work will be in the MoMA for eternity!