I have the most unbelievable rash.

I can't say I was surprised. In fact, I seem to have remembered reading about something like this in a novel. Something about clues unfolding one bit at a time

I turned the channel and there was it was...an " art house" film. How could this be? I didn't order this, i thought to myself...strange...

Once up on a time a man got away, leaving behind evidence. But before he had attacked a woman. She was attacked by some idiot in the projects. He's so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, QWOP!

Kopi Luak or 'civet coffee! I'll just bet a bunch of natives were sitting around half drunk and one of them said I'll bet you we could get the whities to drink Civet shit and pay

There are some days when you simply want people to shut the hell up and marinade in the silence. Charcoal, who the hell knows or cares what her real name is, is droaning on about

i grabbed the rake and whipped it across the baby's face. Well it didn't stop crying. The door opened and in ran

On my death bed I begged not to die. I wouldn't see the ending to "Breaking Bad." I would never see "The Hobbit", "Avengers Assemble," or "Person of Interest." So much in life!

His resolved wavered with his equilibrium. He'd stand his ground as long as he could stand, but the tonic had been set at a much lower ratio than usual to the gin. A stupid smile

How could they know that their new home for the evening was not one of the three pair of jeans I cycled through twice weekly, but the oft forgotten black sheep of the closet?

"I dare you." said Newton. God thought it over. "Remove all Bibles from the earth and give someone unified theory?" Newton nodded. "In ten years, more will believe in me than you."

When you're the squirrel, you never really wonder. You just dance along the telephone wires and bury a few acorns. This, he realized, was different. There

My cat has an armpit fetish; which is strange to begin with, but it gets weird when

I was bored in Web Design so I

He'd had enough time to hide the body that'd owned the suit he was wearing in bathroom's maintenance closet. He jammed a key into the lock and broke it off, so it would be hours

The ground started shaking. "Not again," groaned the Etch A Sketch. "Well, there goes my staircase art." Living on the San Andreas Fault wasn't Etch's most ideal situation, but he

"We'll make the scones smaller," he said with triumph. The men sitting around the boardroom murmured. The the CEO smiled and said, "Make the scones smaller?" And he nodded, "Small

Her eyes of glass and porcelain face held more emotion than any human being I had ever met. I cautiously reached out my hand, careful not to damage her fragile frame with my clumsy

The soul of James Brown and been transferred into the Pigeon by God. The Godfather of Soul Pigeon landed on top of a

I was walking to the store one day. It was in New York. It was at 1 in the morning and pouring rain. I saw these thugs on the corner. so, i kept my distance. i was surprised that