I postponed reaching maturity by thirty years—the expectation far outweighed the consequence—and, afterwards, I still felt so intolerably lacking. “If you don’t grow up, “Mother

"You can sleep in a comfy bear-shaped sleeping bag for as long as you like, but that will not save your planet or its residents. Your minds are undisciplined; your tech is equal to

I am horribly horribly lost. I know that the lost city of paradise wasn’t going to be easy to find but this seems excessive

"Jack Frost nipping at your nose," The song lulled on beautifully but, all I could think was, really disgusting, my nose has boogers in in it. And why is Jack Frost nipping at it?

Shortly after Herman had pushed the button a hidious sound came out of the container. If this was not the end to the Garble people problem he had hand them over to the

Woh! What just happened?! I was stuck in a loop about watching all of Peter Lorre's movies to prove he was the best actor of the 20th century, bar none. That doesn't sound to unple

Once upon a time a very independent woman decided that it was time to get to know a man to share her life with.

Many years ago, a man had a dream. This dream was ruined by a woman he met. Her existence in his life would've belonged in a love story, if it weren't for what she did to him...

This is a story. Can you contribute to it

I ate my 7th twinkle. "There's an apple on the counter if you want it." my roommate said. Nuuoooo. I then began to turn on the tv and I hear my favorite song ♫

A wave of sadness overcame me. I knew it. It was over. What once was, had died, withered away into nothing. I didn't even have the power to conjure up tears, all I could do was

The pages curled and crackled as roses of flame bloomed along their edges. Blank ink was consumed by black soot, and a column of smoke blossomed into the sky. No more would

Kate sat with her boyfriend, about to meet his parents at a ritzy outdoor restaurant. "I'm only dating him because I'm bored.That's it!" She gets up and

List of the stupidest Superheros ever invented: 1) Captain Carbuncle, able to cause unsightly boils to appear on his oponents face, secret ability: cures warts 2) Matter Eater Lad,

THE INVISIBLE EYE Once upon a time, in the small village of Hoover, Alabama, a child was born with a very curious condition: little Jenna had an invisible eye inside of her mouth!

No-one can understand my situation. No-one can help. No-one can break through the walls of darkness. Right, now that's out of the way, down to business. There has been a breach in

It was the summer of July, 1986. That's where it all began.

Dottie made every effort to impress; she lured her red wig out of mothballs—judging by the size of its balls, that was some big moth; she had a sponge bath and soaked her dentures.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful butterfly.

Bob sang his favorite song, and crawled down the hallway