It all started with a thump. Then a ding. And a swish. Next a fromp and a womp womp. It was terribly unimaginative but

"Have excess bodily fluids? Donate to the Red Cross!" she reads over the PA system during homeroom. I pause, then

Our story begins as such. Around Thanksgiving I was to supply the turkey for my family. It was of large stature to be honest. Hell I don't how I got it in the house to begin with.

Slim pushed aside the old AM radio. The dust made him cough. "It's got to be here somewhere," he grumbled "Or else

"HA!" Jen started to laugh hysterically as Connor rolled his eyes. "Even though it was my first time doesn't mean you have to give me crap about it."

"Go, Pikachu!" The little pixelated red and white ball flung across the screen and out popped the little electric rat. This was gonna be a tough battle, especially if it's against

Yesterday I believed in science. Today, I believe in

She had just finished the last drop of whiskey as she slammed the bottle down onto the table. Laughing and crying all at once, her body and mind was buzzing with many thoughts.

Today.. "do you know what day today is?" I kept replaying the strange phone call I received in the morning. I told the caller "Of course, i know, I'm not stupid" but the truth is

Dear Jane, I am writing you this letter to let you know how much I adore the ground you walk upon. Every single day, I

The sky was blue, or the child thought it was. There wasn't really anything going on in his mind. the sky was blue, the lake's water was blue, his fingers were

I remember the sound of gravel crunching under the wheels as I inched the car up the driveway. I could smell

I was listening to the radio when I heard a discordant noise. It was my cell phone playing the theme from

"I hope I don't get caught looking this up," he thought as he started typing these words into Google:

An all-expenses-paid trip to the Guinness Brewery in Dublin? All he had to do was finish a 4-pack in under 4

Todd put down the weed whacker and picked up the telephone, and that is when it all started. The voice on the other end

It was cold. The type of cold that numbs your fingers and burns your lungs. But I continued to wander, enjoying the

"Candy is a whore's name," she said disgustedly. "Or maybe a stripper. Has a Candy ever won a Nobel prize or

Fifteen hot dogs into the competition, and it suddenly occurred to me that

"A little shorter on the left. Maybe make it more even. Yeah, like that. Yes, I like that." Pause. "Now step away from