THiS WaS THe BeGiNNiNG oF THe WoRST FoLDiNG SToRy eVeR...

The primates inhabiting the Condominium Planet expect that the characters are confused. It's the way the machinery works after the sleep deprivation treatments.

I forged the lock fearing the loneliness.Forced to look for a way out:a farse developing in the other room and I couldn't stant it anymore.Looking at the clock on the wall it was

Turgid Stoat didn't really enjoy his days off from protecting Wolverina Puckeridge, although of course he made a pretense of it for her sake. He wandered aimlessly through

Sitting alone at home playing with my computer in the middle of the night...alone in my dark room..nothing creeps me out until..a slight knock on the door..'Who is THERE?'...

"Burned it again! Ughhh. Another twice dead cow and nothing to eat." This was

They always used to call her "Lizzie-Lard-Arse".

Glass of 2% milk, two-thirds full, upper right hand corner of place mat. Red fiesta-ware plate in center with smooth peanut-butter sandwich on white sliced in equal fourths.

Gordon was an accomplished plumber. He had three golden plungers in his trophy case. His latest work was more than a pipe dream. He sat down on his time traveling toilet & flushed

Inappropriate my ass! I only asked if you have any hermaphrodite calipers. Quit being asinine and check your stores. Oops! Sorry Officer! No I wasn't cursing at her. I didn't say

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Aquarius, it was the Reagan Era

His vision rage red, Max Jones plowed through the other shoppers in a berserk frenzy. "MINE!!!" The next moment, he awoke strapped to a table in a secret Army facility. "Congratula

I slowly opened my eyes my vision blurred me from seeing what is in front of me.The picture appeared in my mind for every dream I had but I still couldn't get what is happening ,

"Jefrey (With one 'f', 'Jefrey'!)! Jefrey (With one 'f', one 'f'!)!" sang the Mars Red Rovers cheer squad. Their quarterblark, Jefrey Zorg, scored a touchdown. The DE and RT lifted

I heard footsteps coming nearer and louder. The place was dark. Sweats rolling down my face. " Who's there?!" I shouted. Suddenly, a gun pointed at my face...i was shocked and turn

J. Edgar Hoover decided to go shopping. He'd been bottled up during the whole law enforcement convention. He needed to breathe. He needed freedom. He needed to be "her."

Will there ever be a time that hot cheese sandwiches are not appreciated anymore? The crunchyness of the bread, the gooey runnyness of the cheese, ah the delight of the cheese that

Once upon a time lived a princess and her pet dog.

OMG! the score is england two singapore one.there is only 30 minutes left to the game to be over . I and my team have to win this to qualify for the world cup finals.

I unwrapped the gift. It was a small chip for the back of my neck. It would monitor my location, when I slept, what food I ate and how often I exercised. "Why thanks, hon."