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Sir Albert set out on his quest for the Holy Grail on a warm July day in the year of the Lord 1234. his companion, a serf named Harold, carried the heavy stuff.

A silence washed over the crowd. They had gathered to watch the lethal injection of the most hated criminal in American history. "Any last words words?" asked the executioner.

The cat sat on the mat

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Larry was the misunderstood Stooge.

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