I was fishing a Schindleria praematurus out of my Tormato soup when I noticed someone had stolen my "Don't Kill the Whales" sign. After a long distance runaround with the local

I will do it today. I will run straight through and do it, because I don't think that what I am doing with my life right now is good for me.

love is evol spell it backwards i'll show ya

"Hey man, how's it going?" I looked at him up and down, I couldn't stand him and only now I felt the freedom to say so. "Eagerly awaiting the sweet release and relief of death"

One day, in the morning, a book was read by me. Suddenly, I was called by my mother and I was distracted by her because she told me that a UFO was fallen from the sky.

I like skittles, and kittens.

Why do people want to kill me? I don't do any harm to others, well unless I feel threatened. I'm Buzzella and I'm a Bumble Bee.

Who said reading mainly fiction was a waste of time? Why today alone, I learned what excelsior & fruit machines are, & most of the $0.25 words I use to purple up my prose came from

There was a chinchilla named Scout. Scout was different from the other chinchillas. There was something slightly off about him. Scout enjoyed to go on missions to explore.One day

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.

All I could see was yellow, nothing but yellow. I started to try to look around, agine, just yellow. I looked down, I where lying on a metal hospital bed. I were wearing a simple

Years later, after the Targaryen Restoration, Arya not caring for the role of a Stark Princess slipped out with Nymeria to dispense some of the Many Faced God's mercy where it was

جلست سارة في منزلها وحيدة، غرفة المعيشة مظلمة إلّا من ضوء القمر الذي أشع من النافذة. ترتشف من قهوتها في الظلام الدامس، و إذا بها تسمع صوتاً مخيفاً قادم من حيث تعلّقت صورة جدّتها.

Chortkin struggled to wake up. He was bound and gagged on a waterbed filled with piranhas, and wearing a lace negligee. Putin smirked. "Desire, frustration, danger: these make life

There was a deaf in the family, but no one said anything about it.

It was a school holiday , i went to a buffet with my friends , when we got in , we were surprised to see many sumptuous meal arranged nicely.The smell of the food make our mouth

Red wine,red roses,red lipstick and a fresh layer of red paint in the bedroom walls.

In the tabletop landscape that is the Midwest there are slumbering giants. Grain Silos. The Crop Circles of Wenona were a sign. Seamus was a watcher. He dusted crops by day,

It was talked about for years, and it was finally done. The HR Red Flag statue. It stood on Nate's desk proudly & I think he enjoyed the attention. We knew better. We knew it

"Awesome dude! We found your toe! You'll be famous. We'll put the vid on youtube & send your toe to Dawson City." "I want my toe back." "No way, Finder's keepers. You can drink it!