"So, how do you do this again?" I asked him, staring down at the equation scribbled on my paper.

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Hades split the pomegranate open and took a handful of flesh. He stroked Persephone's hair and parted her lips. He fed her 4 pomegranate seeds. He licked the juice from her lovely

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He watches them play. They are inside a giant glass bowl, but they don't know it. He is on the outside. Except the glass bowl speaks to him, about what they do. It says satirical t

One week, in the afternoon, a sandwich was eaten by me, and other sandwich was eaten by my father (Marc)

The assassin eyed the crowd, looking for her first target. He was a notorious man, wanted by the Organization for

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"Hot damn boy, you could sell ice to Eskimos!" cackled Grandpa as I handed him the money. Three long weeks I'd spent putting that deal together and now it seemed

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Feeling challenged to begin a story that doesn't contain the "p word" I transport you to a planet inhabited only a species of sentient vegetatively propagating flatworms: Flatland.

The butterfly landed on the flower, it's wings threatening to sail away in the wind. But the ant, in the stamen looked up and said something really harsh. "Is it true that