It was the Lölthing hour when Eonys and Plucys set together. Hoartig did the Grymbon fathow, and over the Kunicle did he Squabe. All the Bunglüs quiveled in their Hogyns as he came

"Do you like my new frock?" she asked. "Do you want the long or the short answer?" he replied. "Oh, long please!" she said fetching a notebook and sharp pencil. "Well, the bias cut

جلس الكائن الفضائي في مركبته الفضائيّة يتفحّص المدينة من الأعلى عبر نافذة مركبته. ينظر إلى أنوار ناطحات السحاب المتلألئة، و السيّارات التي تعبر الشوارع، و الطيور في السماء

"GO TO HELL!" She screached

جلست سارة في منزلها وحيدة، غرفة المعيشة مظلمة إلّا من ضوء القمر الذي أشع من النافذة. ترتشف من قهوتها في الظلام الدامس، و إذا بها تسمع صوتاً مخيفاً قادم من حيث تعلّقت صورة جدّتها.

There was a story claimed the "Greatest Story in the World." But when Dr. Bushwhacker revised it, the claim was proven wrong.

There once was a transvestite from Nantucket, whose

انطلق الفارس على جواده عبر الحقول و الغابات، خيله يصهل و هو باحثاً عن أميرته، يقف التنّين مقابله و هو ينفخ لهيباً من النار الحارقة، بينما تنظر الساحرة من نافذتها اعلى القلعة ضاحكة

I should have filled my summer house with crack cocaine and pimp tattoo sex freaks. I called my real estate agent and proposed

In a distant mental asylym the waited fall had arrived. it's been 4 years and now it's time for the competition. consisting of 4 events. The first was

I was rollerblading in front of my house at top speed carrying a huge pot of boiling water. Suddenly

The creature's name was Despair but everybody in the neighborhood called her Felicia. They treated her like any other around the way girl. They didn't want her around unless they w

Coleopterametamorphobia: fear of being transformed into a beetle is a rare condition whchi caused F.'s insomnia. While the family cocooned for the Winter, F. wrote his epos "The

He placed the stranger's child right next to the folding star in the swimming pool library, hoping some thieving boy would not steal cast a spell upon him. The line of beauty, he

Newton was sitting with Darwin by the fire one day. A piece of bread had fallen on the hearth. Newton picked it up. "By God, Darwin, I think we've cracked it, we've invented toast!

She was there when Big Willie won the Pulitzer. She stuck with him when he lost it all. But Big Willie was a horse and she was crazy.

Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g

I have a serious question:

"Well dude, you've been saying put a camera on me, put a camera on me. Well, put a camera on me. Jesus!"

"WHY?!" he screamed. as his mom rushed in, to find her son having a nervous breakdown on the floor. "What's wrong, honey?!" He replied: I read Cupcakes! Again! Why Pinkie Pie, why"