He was a network engineer. A happy network engineer until he fell in love with Karla, an experienced veterinarian,who at the time was being harrassed by David, a sadistic novelist.

Are you tired from a long drive on Highway 66? Are you looking for a nice place to rest? Why not come on over to Bates Motel, now with Color TV and miniature golf!

There once was an elf who didn't know her name. She asked the witch, the goblins and the dwarves. No-one could help her. A unicorn told her she should search in the hills around

There once was a little boy called Fred. He had a no spine and had a very weird

"You gonna eat that?" the guy next to me said, gesticulating with a well-manicured hand at my half-eaten fish and chips. He looked a lot like a cross between Richard Gere and

When Belgium was created in 1830, no-one realised that there would never be any famous Belgians.

And so it came to pass that the three cats came upon an active lava flow, cascading into the ocean, forming new land. The first cat was the bravest and she

I removed my shovel from its massive sheath to fight the axe-wielding sentries. "Combat Analogies Weekly" said that shovel is to axe as rock is to scissors, so I swung wildly until

All this time I thought the song was "Cheesesticks" not "G6", w/this new found enlightenment, I started 2 rethink other things 2. Parachute pants R still cool, right? Skinny ties

Derek was the kind of guy who wore a tracksuit everywhere, even though he wasn't a runner. He liked to trick people into thinking he did verbs. An electrolytic beverage belt held

His name was Hamoon, my story's hero. I don't remember that much. I suppose he lived in a jungle near the village...now I understand. I understand all those dreams of drowning,

A samon hue and bird chorus announced the day is come, as I blinked to clear the sleep. Dew wetted the tent flap as my queitly unzipped it, yet still I startled the camp visitor

"If God is that reality to which nothing is greater, than what am I?" wondered the snail.

This is a critical review of the latest musical, "Three Roses in a Bush". The director is a dummy-head. The lead actress' butt smells. The plot was poopy! They should've named this

Ernie heard a deafening crash. Snatching his coat, he dashed out onto the street, gaping at the accident. An oil truck had crashed into a cement mixer, flooding the road with

Having not given it much previous thought, this latest mass shooting makes me feel

"Put it down there on the table, please. I'm feeling so tired, so very very tired you see. You're so kind but I really must sleep now. So tired.

Dominique Haldemann, Master of the PVC pipes headlined Urs Tikumu's Save the World concert at the Aluminum Can Colosseum in the Recycling Capitol of the World, "

and this one is a bunny... and here is an owl... now one more shadow before you go to bed." "Can you make the octopus again?" "I don't recall making an octopus."

Where do you go? What do you do the night after you save the universe?” Especially if nobody even knows you did? Walt knew. He went to the only dive in NYC where he could