It's raining outside. My dog doesn't like the rain.

After you read the Good Book, everything else is bad. And I have graduated from the School of Hard Knocks, but there ain’t nothing do prepare you better for life than the Good Book

Russian bouncing slugs are fascinating creatures. They are the only known creatures able to incapacitate their prey by making them laugh too hard. Once a victim is

Gordon Ramsay stormed onto the set in the middle of a show. Alaric Marylebone turned his unnervingly white eyes on his fellow chef, as his black santoku knives restrained their sou

He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not the handsome kind but the kind that made your blood boil. The only thing holding me back were theses chains.

I couldn't believe what she told me in the bathroom last night. We sat there for two hours and cried together and that's when I realized

I am not telling you what I want for Christmas. You should already know. You shouldn't have to ask. Nope, not telling you. The joy of giving a gift is lost on you, I suppose.

"One man's junk is another man's pacifier,"

The Squid children were silent. Then: "Eeeeewwwww! THAT'S how you met Giant Grandmother Squid? GROSS!" they asked. "Well, no." Giant Old Squid Man admitted. "In 1946, after the war

I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i can relax and play. My favorite thing to play is

Amanda Widdershins pined for the farmhouse where she was born and the fields where she played. Her apartment was nice by modern standards, but too flat and geometric and un

He stood in my backyard wading pool with his slicked back hair, chino cut-offs, Rage Against the Machine shirt, Marlboro cigarettes, and rubber-foam Hulk hands. "Miss me baby?"

The maze is merciless. Every turn seems to be a mistake. But I cannot stop. I have to get to the

The man farted in the wilderness he thought no one could hear him he was wrong.

The Mayor laughed, slapping his top scientist, Dr. Bill Schwartz, on the back. "How much torque does it take to rip a pregnant college girl's nipples off? That's what we're here to

He remembered laying on his bed last night, thinking about the math test he had tomorrow. The next thing Timmy knew he was waking up in the middle of a field, cold and confused!?!!

Claire was sitting in her room when she heard a noise. it sounded like it was coming from her parents bathroom ,she got out of her bed tip-toed into their room and sneaked up to

Hippos stormed the castle.

I had no life, at least in part due to my being an unapologetic cheapskate. Then they opened a Discount Life Mart off of the freeway just a few miles down. This was exactly the

As Sunshine and her walked into a heavy mist they got lost and fell into a hole that lid fell and trapped them as it filed with water...their cry's never to be heard