I wanted a pudding pop but, every time I went to get one, the ghostly visage of Bill Cosby rose up before me. The same thing happened with Toaster Strudel - all I could think of

The alluring appeal of alliteration rendered Ed's eulogy effectively illiterate. The congregation cringed as Ed began: "Bob began banging busty Broadway broads before beginning big

As Dr. Fadoodledaddle entered the exam room, he found himself reflecting on the fact that so few of his patients

I ordered a lobster soufflé. It was the Pompidou Center of soufflé's, served with a lobster cracker. Such a carapacious soufflé. Francois would receive a bad food review I decided

1. "When you assume you make an ass out of you and me."

I have no intention of appearing in this foldingstory. However,

"Are you Coherent?" Jethro asked with a wink, lifting his phone. Mindy answered vaguely, "Of course." Jethro gleamed but The Sisterhood was not sure what to do about the Coherent

He popped the cork on the champagne and shouted "Happy New Year!" With fizzy wine spewing out of the bottle he looked around for a kiss. That's when he realized that it was 12pm.

Andrea brushed the sand aside. Inside was a box, and inside the box was a stunning Egyptian amulet , from the reign of Hatshepsut if she wasn't mistaken. Compelled to put it on,

Snish the fish likes to drink artwork for breakfast. His master, Morton McGubby, left him some fine acrylic works of...something...he found at local street fairs. Glass beads too.

Jody couldn't believe it himself. "Primer" was fiction, but this was fact. In the summer of 2013, in a garage in Arlington, Texas, he had invented the warp drive. The Secessionists

Zara is a gypsy who has perfect night vision. She has traveled to many places, keeping her fellow companions safe during the night, but last week, walking past Desert Creek she saw

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me." "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle

The statisticians and the accountants gathered at the Oval in London to watch the Ashes test match. It could be 5 thrilling days of graphs, numbers, beer and cricket if

He was a Greek waiter, she was an English tourist on the mythical isle of Lesbos. They communicated in broken German and the International Language of Love. Georgios pulled his

He was a world eat world kind of dog. Teeth. Growls. And a cape. He took nourishment from beer and lil smokies.

He seemed to be leering at her. Accusingly. In one hand he had a spotlight, the kind you plug into a car lighter. In the other, Alize. He was drunk of course. And she, well,

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

That's when Marmaduke realized he liked the taste of human flesh. How could he hide the half-eaten child so the family he lived with didn't discover it?

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