Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town cal

"Get away from me you creep!!" Amy could not understand why this weirdo kept on following her. At first she thought it was an innocent high school crush but then,

I sat here, staring at the screen, wonder...why?...Why are there so many website links being posted?

One day a man walks into a room and sees a ghost

once upon a time drake called me 2 the studio and said he wanted to feature me on a rap song! I said ok and got up and headed over to his awesome house, when i got there he gave me

One day there was someone walking and i ran up to him because his book bag was open so i stole the book bag and ran little did i notice there was my future.

He passed the object over the glass case. "So what can you give me for it?" The pawn broker put on a loop and peered down. "Well, in this condition, I would need an appraisal."

"My pants stopped global warming, and I can prove it," Timmy Toms said. Mr. Paulsen grimaced. "Timmy, this is supposed to be your science project, not another senior prank that

When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding, I played "Dude Looks Like a Lady" while she was walking up the aisle. Everyone started screaming and throwing Kleenex boxes at me.

Garrett was only 23 and not at all physically damaged when he decided to go for the most well-reviewed biochassis that he could afford. But when it came to dating,

Asher Korovin's heartfelt painting – the result of cosmic emanations filtered through his transitory self – "The Brooklyn Charbucks" never caused much of a stir. Nonetheless,

Thousands of years ago, a girl wished all dragons could be housecats. Now, many years later, the magic is fading. You notice it as your little ball of fluff is becoming less soft..

I hate flies. I HATE them. The way they buzz around and zoom back and forth. They're dirty! The NOISE they make. They just bug me! And Michael bugged me too. That's why I had to

The letter in the envelope stated "You are a pawn in an internet writers site. Everything you do will be decided by people you do not know" He faced the screen and waited. Then he

"You are my bride and glory," said the necromancer to the dead body.

Soft little Muff Muffin had been quiet too long. The day was grey and sad. How had Mitchy let poor little Muff Muffy get near that

It was a dark and stormy night which is unusual considering it was three o'clock in the afternoon and not a cloud in the sky. The air was thick with humidity and the weatherman was

"Jessica." Jim sighed. "You can't keep pretending you have a cat... It's just plain weird. What if my mom sees you and takes away her blessing? I can't marry a crazy cat lady."

Oscar stood in front of an apartment complex. It was a bit like his own, almost. Except this one didn't have graffiti on the walls, didn't stink of weed on the second floor.

It's awake, and it's crabby... Lobsterman!