I never was a firm believer in gravity.

In the night, hidden in the emptiness, I heard a muffled, guttural growl, as if someone or something was in agony; I paused, more still than restrained—somewhere in between I

She looked down at me as I stared in awestruck at her presence. Three years later and I still couldn't accept her rejection

I saw a sailor in there. I also saw another sailor over there near that. Another two over there by that riverbend and also at that oxbow. I didn’t see them for nothing and neither

Don’t eat the brownies.

Every time I decide to cook I’m always one ingredient short. The last time I tried to make

A small duck waded into the pod as the sun rose and the streets started to fill up with people on their way to work.

But once she walked into the light, suddenly, she could see all.

Eyes watch me in my sleep... they haunt my dreams... they won't go away.

"Yeah, there are listening devices in those little white beeper things." Said Ted. "You mean they're listening in on us?" The Barrista's felt naked

We need your help. I am Nigerian Prince Nyoma-Nyoma-Nyoma. Me am needing your deposit today! Please send check & pin numbers to me, save deposed Nigerian royalty. Not my sandwich.

"You ate the stopper". "Bob's out collecting watermelons". His mind was filled with punchlines to dirty jokes he couldn't remember so he tried to recover the jokes with a hypnotist

Eighty coconuts were lined up in the town square. With cameras rolling, he would attempt the world record for most broken with his head in one minute. Picking up the first one,

Avery Brooks poured his heart out in song to improvised melody. Then Shatner butt in waaaay off key, puffy faced and serious

Good friends, cheap wine. Knowing I'm leaving all the while

In a not-so-distant kingdom, there lived a king and his subjects. He liked history and biology, but peasants were good too. Everything was peaceful until one day, when

He slept in a sleeping bag mounted to the wall. His alarm went off at random times.He drank tang & ate freeze-dried donuts. It was all part of his regimen. He'd applied to NASA's

Through the circular lens I could clearly see the antennae of an eager insect. Or was it a human eye staring down at my miniscule body? Surprised, realizing I could see both views,

Ivan cut off another chunk of bear shank, refilled his mug of Kvass & returned to the Smoked Eels single table. Yuri had spiked the Kvass with vodka, & their little roulette game

The Alien hovered to the front of the A.A. meeting and took his chip. 1 year off of the sauce. He'd crashlanded on earth, in Southwest town and now he was sober