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When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding,

  • When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding, I played "Dude Looks Like a Lady" while she was walking up the aisle. Everyone started screaming and throwing Kleenex boxes at me.

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  • So, when I offer you a Kleenex, don't feel like you can't take more than one. I've got plenty of boxes still. Plus, I don't need your snot all over my car. Anyway, where did you wa

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  • nt to go to eat. Pizza Yurt is open twenty four 7 and Foyo Goyo is having an all you can eat special. Price of admission your little sister's diary. "Foyo Goyo it is!"

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  • The guy at Foyo Goyo looked at the diary I had given him. "How old is your sister, 46", he asked tossing it back at me. "42 actually", I corrected him and tossed it back at him. He

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  • caught it deftly with one hand and, grabbing his juggling pins from the table, began juggling them and the diary. It was crazily mesmerising. His hair was

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  • rising up in little tufts, as the air from the various objects brushed past it. As talented as he was, I knew that as long as he focused on his pins, he'd never notice the gash, s

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  • -ubtle and shadowy, that I had torn in the fragile fabric of time right there by the bowling ball polisher. He stared at his pins and aimed carefully, but just as he threw, a cave

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  • man streaked--YES...STREAKED NAKED across the lane grabbed his ball just as it was about to make a perfect between the 1 & 3 pins. "No fair, Dude! Mark it 10 plus whatever I roll

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  • On my next turn. Nam June paik played the electric triangle naked behind the counter. Damn I needed a Snickers bar now and I grabbed her ankle instead.

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  • I pulled her under the table with me & looked her in the eye and kissed her deeply. We unlocked lips and she opened her eyes and played "We are the champions" on her triangle!

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