My copy of Pokemon Black won't work. I turned my DS Lite on over and over, but it won't work. After a while, i noticed it wasn't a "Licensed by Nintendo" cartridge. It turned on.

That day my girlfriend gave me that little box, she told me "don't open it till you arrive in Scotland" And so as I landed in Glasgow, I found out the reason she

He approached slowly., she backed away, he stopped, she approaches, he backs up, she crouches down peering at him, he approaches, she does a back flip. The Cat and Squirrel played

What bugs me about the internets, is why do they call that thing a "mouse", and also, the fact that this computer thing doesn't resemble nor does it taste anything like an "apple"

Donald Trumps hair whispered to him now. It was his special money genie hair. It was his hair that gave him the good ideas. The only condition was that he couldn't cut it, no

As I scavanged through my list of 256 facebook 'friends' to find a single, hot girl, I came across someone I didn't expect to find in facebook, my

The shuttle docked at the space station. When the hatch was opened Captain Jeremy expected to meet

I'd finally figured out a way to beat the system and flooded my bloodstream with extreme amounts of plant growth hormone. I was lined up on the starting blocks and felt positively

Shock the monkey

Oh hunchback mama please ring my bell some dark and moonless night. I've got a chemistry set and Tesla coils and I'll make you feel

There once was a boy named Johnny he always liked to do

The stock market was about to crash. Inspite of all the financial advice to hold on, Sarah decided to sell all her shares and invest in a website selling organic produce instead.

The Count languished in anguish. Without a tongue, life had no savor. He should have known that his latest dinner guests were from Argentina, and the silver content of their blood

Moby Dick, the Kraken, and Cthulhu were playing Risk: Seven Seas Edition. Cthulhu started at the Arctic Ocean because holding the entire Pacific was impossible. The Kraken attacked

I open my eyes to darkness. I was locked in place, immobilized; knowing not which direction I faced. Without warning, a blinding light strikes me, all I can do is think

I was told to make a folding story in school today and just started wondering about...

One morning when I woke up, I opened my eyes and looked to my left. What I saw was crazy, well more so that it shocked me and scared me to death. This thing that was next to me was

I was alone after the people revolted. The revolution was being planned, but I never knew they were going to actually do it. I tried my best to hide from the weapon holding savages

"You can do anything but stay.You can!Do anything!But stay!You can do!Anything but stay!You can do anything,but...stay.You!Can do anything but stay."For 15min. all she had said was

Ever since he got possessed, Joe couldn't stop typing in tongues. "Ddev6lde66evid6il..." He had tried and failed at a method of self-exorcism that involved grits, a Bedazzler, and