Fire on Sunset! We were in gym playing volleyball as we smelled and tasted the scent of something burning. In minutes, an announcement was made saying, "Please teachers keep all

This story illustrates how people from all generations, culture, walks of life, and philosophies can come together and compose something coherent. It all started with a stolen line

Today was the big day! I only had a few hours before my mom picked me up. My nervousness was getting to me, my legs trebbled with each step I took. Why was this hour moving so slow

Is flying a kite 'like the gusting spirit in you which you hold down earthed and so rising up on a taut life line?" or is it just flying a kite? You and the wind as one?

Despite her best efforts, her folds had zero points. How could she get more votes? She did some analysis and found that folds with the most points were written at 3:00 a.m.,

As I I lay in the grass with my feet up the air, I noticed that my blue suede shoes blended in with the night sky. I tapped my heels and spoke the ancient words.

I had a literary license .... to kill!

It was Paris in the the Spring, or so we pretended on the FSS Mandible in that deep space reminiscent of pesticide. Buddy kept going on about one one colon one one, until he thrash

Wild animals are fantastic. Love 'em. But when a male cricket begins stridulating within my premises, my domocile, my castle, it's war. That insect's going down. He could be Jiminy

Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal shoes were hell on Earth and she decided to buy new shoes.She went shoe shopping at Rodeo Drive but nothing seemed to fit her.

The Three Little Pigs,tired of the wolf's assaults,got three little tiger cubs trainned from Tibetan Monks.

Patter patter. splat splat splat. 1000 years of drought were ending Steadily it became more. A torrential downpour. The natives thought the sky was falling, running for shelter,

"I'm afraid there's no room on your ship for the nature dome or yoga studio modules, Cap'n." The last of the crew's morale went up in smoke with that bombshell. Cap'n Ramírez vowed

Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids, but Bennie got into busing for the conversation. Maybe tomorrow's problem solvers could give him some advice. "Hey kids, my in-laws

The Department of Defense needed to get away from the controversial drone program. What they needed was solo armored divisions. They needed Combat Segways, and we were ready.

"In addition to your terminal illness, you have a corneal ulcer," said the goat-horned doctor. "So, avoid light, including THE Light. Why not enjoy a darker afterlife alternative?"

First it was the email about the unclaimed dog poop. Then came the email about cleaning up the dribble on your own private property. Next came the claim that even a dog unattended

1)tooth paste 2)salt 3)daisies petals

Babies, oh babies. They give me enough reason to mock this world. They are lovely, cute, happy creatures dragged into this world by their parents. And parents are either so selfish

I never expected my Craigslist ad to get so many responses - and certainly not from so many men with interesting names. Feldspauch Bercitis, Hronek Shrieves, Mousa Houchen - all