I dug under my couch cushions and found the remote, 75 cents, and some cheetos. But I also found an evil, staff-wielding capybara. "Can I get you something to drink?" I asked him.

"Take the plunge", read the link in the email. A large arrow pointed at the link enticingly. Little did I know the spiral of events that would unfold should I comply. I clicked it.

Its dark and I can't see it seems like im outside in a ally but I dont no. Where am I?

I was bored one day, so I decided to go to the top a skyscrapper and jump off. I said my goodbyes to the world and jumped. On the way down in mid-air something amazing happened...

now days everyone wana talk but when they move there lip just a bunch of jibberish beacuse they frogot about dre is what i said when a

List of things to do while I am bored. 1. Take out trash. 2. Go play sports. 3. Listen to some good music. 4.

There was that damn noise again! I pulled out my power drill and made another hole in the drywall. It was like a smoke alarm beep followed by a skittering sound. I searched for the

His name was Phillip D'Abott,and he had already heard all possible jokes on it:

Starbucks was crowded with folks sucking down overpriced decaf lowfat latte somethings as they met for the first time. He recognized her instantly. She was dressed as a cow and

Garth never like Jimi Hendrix. Honestly. He knew Hendrix's guitar skills were really good. But he had never drove around listening to Hendrix. He listened mostly out of fear that

Their giggling was maddening. He didn't know how much more he could take. Like irregular clockwork, their choked laughter disrupted the rhythm of his otherwise very well planned da

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a pretty regular guy I suppose. I mean, I was the Ratgod there for a while and my imaginary friend Jack and I did kill Kennedy. But I had to give up being Ratgod

It was a long way up, but Brad knew he'd get there eventually. "Just keep looking ahead," he said to himself as he carefully adjusted his

Thirty-five pizza box were stacked near the five years of newspapers and the egg cartons organized by color, farm and manufacturer. When Estell found Amazon Fresh, it was the last

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned," she said. But the priest reacted unusually. "Oh, good Lord, Marie, you confessed three hours ago. What could you have done in that time?

Dont leave me. She pleaded. Please. Stay with me. She begged me. But i had to leave her. I'm sorry. I said. I really was. But what other choice did i have? Carli had said

He'd wiped his hands on the dish towel after he'd put spice rub on the raw chicken. A little chicken skin stayed on the towel. She washed her hands, dried them on the same towel

"Ash, you moron," said Pikachu, "all these years and you still haven't figured out my true identity." Pikachu then unzipped a zipper in his back and revealed himself to be

A man in his mid-thirties sat in a booth near the back of the place, cursing at his three year-old daughter as if she were a lieutenant in his army. She stared at him for a moment

The self-referential haikus about Mandelbrot sets notwithstanding, Ike's ego was insufferable. His mother often told him